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buttonspectre

26 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:27pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Caitlin. I'm originally from a very small town in Niagara, southwest of St. Catharines, which you've likely never heard of.
I'm naturally blonde, terribly clumsy, and something of a sassy vixen.
I'm quiet and independent, upbeat and silly. I am fiercely loyal and will be the first to defend my closest friends.
I enjoy water balloon fights, amusement parks, going to the zoo, exploring the city on foot, spending a day at the beach, scouring secondhand bookstores, and making up stories about the people I see on the TTC.
I have a list of things I hope to accomplish in my lifetime, of which learning to play the ukulele and how to surf are a part.
I want to become fluent in French, Spanish, and ASL.
I appreciate strong typography, Oxford commas, and well-placed semicolons.
I have about 13 hours of tattoo work.
I currently own a chinchilla, two gerbils, and a miniature dachshund.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I helped coordinate the Toronto Anti-UBB rally at Yonge and Dundas Square in February 2011. I stayed up almost all night creating a banner that we forgot to bring and making a million and one buttons. Did you get one? Wasn't it awesome?

I'm a sort-of aspiring photographer and writer.
I've become something of an avid pilates fan and I'm working on learning yoga; downward dog is still difficult for me.

I'm working as a retail cashier in Leaside.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying up too late, spoonerisms, incomprehensible drunk texting, word games, buying books faster than I can read them, sudoku, unintentionally composing photographs well, crossword puzzles, counting change, dyeing my own eyebrows at home without going blind, spotting items on the bottom shelves at the grocery store, bruising easily.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To quote a 6-year-old child, “That girl is tiny!”
Also I have a tattoo of Stonehenge on my arm, and people often mistake the Heel Stone for various animals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
Bayside, The Tragedy of Mariam, Tegan & Sara, Rise Against, Rilo Kiley, Coldplay, Buddy Holly, Taylor Swift, A Fine Frenzy, Our Lady Peace, Florence + The Machine, Brand New, Finntroll, Death Cab for Cutie, Mumford & Sons, New Found Glory, Cancer Bats, Alexisonfire, Billy Talent, Anberlin, Dashboard Confessional, Maria Mena, and more.

Movies:
The Big Lebowski; Closer; Girl, Interrupted. Generally anything by the Coen Brothers, Guillermo Del Toro, any and all documentaries by David Attenborough, and anything starring Robert Downey Jr, Clive Owen, or Natalie Portman.

TV shows:
The X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Lost, Battlestar
Galactica, Deadwood, Cosmos, Archer, Arrested Development.

Books:
Mostly memoirs, biographies, historical fiction, some sci-fi,
fantasy, some chick-lit and general fiction.
Specifically: Philippa Gregory, Cormac McCarthy, Kate Morton,
Cathy Glass, Orson Scott Card, Terry Pratchett, Augusten Burroughs, Justin Cronin, and a ton more.

Video games:
Currently most active in Dark Souls II, Borderlands 2, and LoL. Looking into ArcheAge. If you ask nicely perhaps we can be friends on Steam.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mini dachshund, Lady Ashbury.
Caffeine.
My smartphone.
Soft, fuzzy blankets.
Books.
Warm baths.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends.
Curled up in bed reading one of the books in my ever-expanding library.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drink beer or coffee and I don't eat bacon.
I swear, despite this, I'm awesome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy silly plays on words.
You are awesome and you think I am awesome.