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buttonspectre

26 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:11am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Caitlin. I'm originally from a very small town in Niagara, southwest of St. Catharines, which you've likely never heard of.
I'm naturally blonde, exceptionally pale, terribly clumsy, and something of a sassy minx.
I'm quiet and independent, upbeat and silly. I am fiercely loyal and will be the first to defend my closest friends.
I enjoy water balloon fights, amusement parks, going to the zoo, exploring the city on foot, spending a day at the beach, scouring secondhand bookstores, and making up stories about the people I see on the TTC.
I have a list of things I hope to accomplish in my lifetime, of which learning to play the ukulele and how to surf are a part.
I want to become fluent in French, Spanish, and ASL.
I appreciate strong typography, Oxford commas, and well-placed semicolons.
I have about 13 hours of tattoo work.
I currently own a chinchilla (Wilbur) and a miniature dachshund (Lady Ashbury).
ISFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I helped coordinate the Toronto Anti-UBB rally at Yonge and Dundas Square in February 2011. I stayed up almost all night creating a banner that we forgot to bring and making a million and one buttons. Did you get one? Wasn't it awesome?

I'm a sort-of aspiring photographer and writer.
I've become something of an avid pilates fan and I'm working on learning yoga; downward dog is still difficult for me.
I'm interested in learning weightlifting/powerlifting as well, though I'm not actively doing so at the moment.

I'm working as a retail cashier. I have no idea what I want to do when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being the little spoon, not tanning, laughing just a little too loudly, being a sex-positive feminist, staying up too late, apologizing excessively for things that aren't even my fault, being indecisive, spoonerisms, incomprehensible drunk texting, word games, buying books faster than I can read them, buying games faster than I can play them, sudoku, unintentionally composing photographs well, crossword puzzles, counting change, dyeing my own eyebrows at home without going blind, spotting items on the bottom shelves at the grocery store, asking too many questions, falling asleep reading my kindle, bruising easily.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To quote a 6-year-old child, “That girl is tiny!”

Also I have a tattoo of Stonehenge on my arm, and people often mistake the Heel Stone for various animals.
So far I've gotten: dog, owl, horse, seal, walrus.
... Also, a hot pepper. That one was surprising.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
Bayside, The Tragedy of Mariam, Tegan & Sara, Rise Against, Rilo Kiley, Coldplay, Buddy Holly, Taylor Swift, A Fine Frenzy, Our Lady Peace, Florence + The Machine, Brand New, Finntroll, Death Cab for Cutie, Mumford & Sons, New Found Glory, Cancer Bats, Alexisonfire, Miley Cyrus, Billy Talent, Anberlin, Björk, Dashboard Confessional, Maria Mena, Damien Rice, BANKS, Sia, and more.

Movies:
The Big Lebowski; Closer; Girl, Interrupted; Children of Men; Garden State; Ever After; The Orphanage. Generally anything by the Coen Brothers or Guillermo Del Toro; any and all documentaries by David Attenborough; and anything starring Robert Downey Jr., Clive Owen, or Natalie Portman. Foreign horror is superior to Hollywood horror. Subtitles are magical.

TV Shows:
The X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood, Cosmos, Archer, Arrested Development, America's Next Top Model, Game of Thrones.
Joss Whedon is my favourite.

Books:
Mostly memoirs, biographies, historical fiction, some sci-fi, fantasy, some chick-lit and general fiction.
Specifically: Philippa Gregory, George R. R. Martin, Cormac McCarthy, Kate Morton, Cathy Glass, Orson Scott Card, Terry Pratchett, Augusten Burroughs, Justin Cronin, Helen Oyeyemi, and a ton more.

Video Games:
Currently favourites are Dark Souls II, Borderlands 2, and LoL.

Food:
Fruits, veggies, carbs.
Lactose intolerant but love nachos.
Allergic to tropical fruits and really bummed about it. Banana and mango are hidden in basically everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mini dachshund, Lady Ashbury.
My smartphone.
Caffeine.
Books.
Warm baths.
Soft, fuzzy blankets... Or lip balm, I can't quite decide.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends.
Curled up in bed reading one of the books in my ever-expanding library.
Curled up in bed watching (American!) Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like beer or coffee. (That means there's more for you. You're welcome.)
You should message me if
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You enjoy silly plays on words.
You are awesome and you think I am awesome.
You aren't going to judge me for answering nearly 5000 questions.

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