Me: tall, mildly type-A, kind, logical, amusing, freckled, supportive, masculine, posture-sensitive, technologically inclined, socially liberal, dog/cat/tree foodasaurus
Also, I'm not a romantic. Romance to me is paying attention and caring, plus some stuff I can do with my tongue. Sort of an engineering approach to relationships. Think Doogie Howser. For Myers-Briggs groupies, I'm an INTJ.
Um, what else. The one thing that pierces my veil of calmness is when technology I rely on doesn't work right. (My phone and car speak Bluetooth like talking Mandarin to a Spaniard. I will totally yell at it; how dare it interrupt my Pandora karaoke?)
Also, I'm really good at defusing emotions. I've never had a yelling match with a boyfriend or ended anything on terms worse than sadness. I suck at apologizing. I don't do anything out of spite, so after I've explained the doofusness, sometimes the other person ends up apologizing to me for getting mad. Unintentional lawyering. It's practically a reflex. You won't judge me for it, you'll be too busy apologizing.
En español: Tengo la suerte. Dónde está el baño?
I am brilliant, gorgeous, and modest