Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Boats of all sizes.
I haven't updated my profile in maybe 2 years. Let's give this a
shot: I recently got my first pair of Uggs and I really think
they've changed my life for the better because now I can leave the
house but still feel like I'm in bed, you know?
These days I value stability and reliability more than excitement
and unpredictability. I'm still fun, I promise, but less apt to
quit my job without notice and take off across the country on my
For some reason I'm pretty serious in most of my photos but silly
and high-pitched is more my m.o. I make a lot of weird faces a lot
of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making faces at babies and dogs.
I'm much less of a vagabond than I was 2 years ago. Traveling
around and living out of a backpack was fun and interesting but
ultimately I realized that it wasn't making me happy, and I think
that was the goal in the first place. So now I'm trying something
different, and it seems to be working a little better.
I'm nannying for a teeny tiny human 40-50 hours a week and spending
the rest of my time attempting to stay healthy and active but
mostly drinking wine in my bedfort ad binge-watching Star Trek with
my amazing roommates.
I'm slowly making my way towards grad school. Developmental
psychology is where I plan on ending up. Brains are the coolest.
Little person brains are even cooler. I like to watch learning
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. Being little spoon. Being big spoon. Basking.
Ingesting. Playing with little kids and cats. Going out. Staying
home. Upcycling tiny bones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm generally very quiet when you first meet me. After that I just
won't shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hobbit. Naked. Oryx and Crake. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Harry
Potter. Jitterbug Perfume. Outlander.
A Woman Is A Woman. Grizzly Man. My Neighbor Totoro. Juno. Tank
Girl. The Fall. Neco z Alenky. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. David
Attenborough. Baz Luhrmann. Mad Max 1-4!
Edith Piaf. The Kinks. Matt and Kim. Fleetwood Mac. The Black Keys.
Neutral Milk Hotel. The Andrews Sisters. Azealia Banks. The
Unicorns. Vivaldi and Mozart. Bonde do Role. I was raised listening
to 50s pop, spent high school brooding with the Stooges and
studying Opera, and threw forest raves in college, so I kind of
like it all.
2 a.m. ravioli. Any of the millions of variations of rice and
beans. Obligatory ramen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat. Music that i can sing/dance along to. Soft fuzzy things.
New friends. Old friends. Sunshine! Adventure! A knife sharpener. A
screwdriver. An overwhelming stack of books I plan on reading. PIE.
A warm hat in the winter and tiny shorts in the summer. The freedom
to cut my hair whenever I damn please. Kale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ummmm everything. I don't know how to turn this damn thing
How cyclical my life is. How to find some sort of middle ground.
Whether or not I want to.
Whether or not this restaurant will serve me in my onesie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I guess there are no typical Friday nights for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a brain tumor. My best friend named it Teddy. We hang
I'm not just looking to fuck around anymore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a copy of In the Realms of the Unreal that I can borrow.
(The book, guys!)
You have a dirt bike that I can fit on and you wanna teach me how
to ride it.
You're not going to try to convince me I want kids. That discussion
has gotten REALLY boring.
You have a stable job (THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT).
Who are you looking for?
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