Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The open road.
Boats of all sizes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring. Riding. Dehydrating? Hydrating. Making. Going fast until
I have to slow down. Vagabonding. Peeing in pools.
OK but for real. I have an impressive collection of fancy winter
I spend a lot of time here and there, doing this and that.
Motorcycle trips, hitch hiking in Mexico, seacieties. It seems that
despite my (semi)serious efforts to have a stable adult life that
involves rent and lattes and stuff, I can't stick around for too
long. The universe demands my wanderlust.
Generally I do things like nannying or behavioral therapy. Brains
are the coolest. Little person brains are even cooler. I like to
watch learning happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. Being little spoon. Being big spoon. Basking.
Ingesting. Playing with little kids and cats. Going out. Staying
home. Upcycling tiny bones.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm generally very quiet when you first meet me. After that I just
won't shut up.
Okay okay also I'm super small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hobbit. Naked. Oryx and Crake. The Bean Trees. The Brief
Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Harry Potter.
A Woman Is A Woman. Grizzly Man. My Neighbor Totoro. Juno. Tank
Girl. The Fall. Neco z Alenky. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. David
Attenborough. Baz Luhrmann.
Devotchka. The Kinks. Matt and Kim. Andrew Jackson Jihad. Fleetwood
Mac. The Black Keys. Neutral Milk Hotel. The Andrews Sisters.
GASHCAT. The Unicorns. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Bonde do Role.
Jason Bentley/Jenny Eliscu.
Raw vegan food and rare hamburgers. 2 a.m. ravioli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat. Music that i can sing/dance along to. Soft fuzzy things.
New friends. Old friends. Sunshine! Adventure! A knife sharpener. A
screwdriver. An overwhelming stack of books I plan on reading. PIE.
A warm hat in the winter and tiny shorts in the summer. The freedom
to cut my hair whenever I damn please. Kale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ummmm everything. Also nothing?
How cyclical my life is. How to find some sort of middle ground.
Whether or not I want to.
Places to sleep. Places to be awake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I guess there are no typical Friday nights for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a brain tumor. My best friend named it Teddy. We hang out.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 21–35
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have a copy of In the Realms of the Unreal that I can borrow.
(The book, guys!)
You have a dirt bike that I can fit on and you wanna teach me how
to ride it.
You have a super silly opener and like the idea of making me lol
enough to not care that I probably won't message you back.
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