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buytheticketpal

25 North Hollywood, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Champagne/bathtime.

Boats of all sizes.

Movie nights.

I haven't updated my profile in maybe 2 years. Let's give this a shot: I recently got my first pair of Uggs and I really think they've changed my life for the better because now I can leave the house but still feel like I'm in bed, you know?

These days I value stability and reliability more than excitement and unpredictability. I'm still fun, I promise, but less apt to quit my job without notice and take off across the country.

For some reason I'm pretty serious in most of my photos but silly and high-pitched is more my m.o. I make a lot of weird faces a lot of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making faces at babies and petting cats along this crazy journey called "Wait, What Day Is It???"

I'm much less of a vagabond than I was 2 years ago. Traveling around and living out of a backpack was fun and interesting but ultimately I realized that it wasn't making me happy, and I think that was the goal in the first place. So now I'm trying something different, and it seems to be working a little better.

I'm nannying for a teeny tiny human 40-50 hours a week and spending the rest of my time attempting to stay healthy and active but mostly drinking wine in my bedfort.

I'm slowly making my way towards grad school. Developmental psychology is where I plan on ending up. Brains are the coolest. Little person brains are even cooler. I like to watch learning happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. Being little spoon. Being big spoon. Basking. Ingesting. Playing with little kids and cats. Going out. Staying home. Upcycling tiny bones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yoga butt.

I'm generally very quiet when you first meet me. After that I just won't shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hobbit. Naked. Oryx and Crake. The Bean Trees. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Harry Potter. Jitterbug Perfume.

A Woman Is A Woman. Grizzly Man. My Neighbor Totoro. Juno. Tank Girl. The Fall. Neco z Alenky. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. David Attenborough. Baz Luhrmann.

Radiolab!

Edith Piaf. The Kinks. Matt and Kim. Andrew Jackson Jihad. Fleetwood Mac. The Black Keys. Neutral Milk Hotel. The Andrews Sisters. GASHCAT. The Unicorns. Vivaldi and Mozart. Bonde do Role. Jason Bentley/Jenny Eliscu. I was raised listening to 50s pop, spent high school brooding with the Stooges and studying Opera, and threw forest raves in college, so I kind of like it all.

2 a.m. ravioli. Any of the millions of variations of rice and beans. Obligatory ramen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat. Music that i can sing/dance along to. Soft fuzzy things. New friends. Old friends. Sunshine! Adventure! A knife sharpener. A screwdriver. An overwhelming stack of books I plan on reading. PIE. A warm hat in the winter and tiny shorts in the summer. The freedom to cut my hair whenever I damn please. Kale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ummmm everything. I don't know how to turn this damn thing off.

How cyclical my life is. How to find some sort of middle ground. Whether or not I want to.

Whether or not this restaurant will serve me in my onesie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I guess there are no typical Friday nights for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a brain tumor. My best friend named it Teddy. We hang out.

I'm not just looking to fuck around anymore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're exceptional.

You have a copy of In the Realms of the Unreal that I can borrow. (The book, guys!)

You have a dirt bike that I can fit on and you wanna teach me how to ride it.

You have a stable job (THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT).