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25 North Hollywood, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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The open road.

Boats of all sizes.

Movie nights.

What I’m doing with my life
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Exploring. Riding. Dehydrating? Hydrating. Making. Going fast until I have to slow down. Vagabonding. Peeing in pools. Spreadsheets.

OK but for real. I have an impressive collection of fancy winter coats.

I spend a lot of time here and there, doing this and that. Motorcycle trips, hitch hiking in Mexico, seacieties. It seems that despite my (semi)serious efforts to have a stable adult life that involves rent and lattes and stuff, I can't stick around for too long. The universe demands my wanderlust.

Generally I do things like nannying or behavioral therapy. Brains are the coolest. Little person brains are even cooler. I like to watch learning happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. Being little spoon. Being big spoon. Basking. Ingesting. Playing with little kids and cats. Going out. Staying home. Upcycling tiny bones.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm generally very quiet when you first meet me. After that I just won't shut up.

Okay okay also I'm super small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hobbit. Naked. Oryx and Crake. The Bean Trees. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Harry Potter. Jitterbug Perfume.

A Woman Is A Woman. Grizzly Man. My Neighbor Totoro. Juno. Tank Girl. The Fall. Neco z Alenky. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. David Attenborough. Baz Luhrmann.


Devotchka. The Kinks. Matt and Kim. Andrew Jackson Jihad. Fleetwood Mac. The Black Keys. Neutral Milk Hotel. The Andrews Sisters. GASHCAT. The Unicorns. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Bonde do Role. Jason Bentley/Jenny Eliscu.

Raw vegan food and rare hamburgers. 2 a.m. ravioli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat. Music that i can sing/dance along to. Soft fuzzy things. New friends. Old friends. Sunshine! Adventure! A knife sharpener. A screwdriver. An overwhelming stack of books I plan on reading. PIE. A warm hat in the winter and tiny shorts in the summer. The freedom to cut my hair whenever I damn please. Kale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ummmm everything. Also nothing?

How cyclical my life is. How to find some sort of middle ground. Whether or not I want to.

Places to sleep. Places to be awake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I guess there are no typical Friday nights for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a brain tumor. My best friend named it Teddy. We hang out.
You should message me if
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You're exceptional.

You have a copy of In the Realms of the Unreal that I can borrow. (The book, guys!)

You have a dirt bike that I can fit on and you wanna teach me how to ride it.

You have a super silly opener and like the idea of making me lol enough to not care that I probably won't message you back.