I'm just me, there aren't a lot of people like me, or that's what I'm told. Maybe you would like to find out? I hope so, Id love to meet some new folks. I'm 33 I like to cook, read, play guitar, and just have fun. I'd |Love to meet that special someone, but I have no delusions... I don't expect it. But I'm sure there are some really great people out there that I will meet.

I'm terrible at these things, I'm a regular person, living an irregular life, I have lived a sailors life for the last 5 or 6 years, traveling, working, sleeping on couches, and not knowing where I am going to end up.

I'm here now, and I like it here. I think I'm gonna stay.

I'm a jackass of all trades - chef, operating engineer, funny bastard! I am passionate about everything I do and enjoy new experiences.

Well a lot of things, I'm good at most things I try, although I'm told I do have some - special - skills. Making you laugh. Hard. Like pee in your pants hard...
Talking folks down, I've been told I have a gift for calming people down...
I enjoy a challenge...

Blonde hair, Red Beard, and Blue Eyes... Yeah I look like a Viking... I do a lot of things like a Viking. =P

Sarcasm, TONS of it. In fact its hard to determine where the sarcasm begins and ends at times.

The endless stream of sexual innuendo... I just cant help myself.

Books: Non Fiction

Movies: Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Walk the Line, Dirty Work, Beavis and Butthead: Do America, Orgasmo, Baseketball, Buttfaced 5, Apocolypse Now (redux), Platoon, Hitchhikers Guide, Pitch Black, Twins, Demolition Man, Back To School, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Pulp Fiction(thanx Gina), Natural Born Killers (thanks Gina), Jurassic Park (thanks LSD), The Generals Daughter, Cider House Rules, Jawbreaker, Scary Movie 1,2,3 , South Park:bigger longer uncut, Black and Stacked Xtra ..5, Goonies, The Lost Boys, The Boys Next Door (thanks John), Jacobs Ladder, Clockwork Orange, Hellraiser 1 thru 4, K-PAX , Saving Private Ryan, all of the Indiana Jones series, Star Wars series, SPACEBALLS, Summer Rental, Uncle Buck, Stripes, The Great Outdoors, The Outsiders, The Warriors, Hostage, Phone Booth, Silence of The Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street (all of em).. the list goes on and on.....

Music: Entombed, Kreator, Bad Brains, Obituary, Scissorfight, Napalm Death, Toxic Narcotic, Clutch, Dillinger Escape Plan, BTBAM, Death, Black Sabbath, Testament, Slayer, Malevolent Creation, Brutal Truth, Millions of Dead Sluts, Carcass, Cradle of Filth, Within Choking Range, ZZ Top, KRS-One, Black Dahlia Murder, Slapshot, Nausea, Lefttover Crack, Sam Black Church, Jimi Hendrix, Dr. Dre, Jeru tha Damaja, Artifacts, Mobb Deep, Eastcide, Leeway, Youth of Today, Shelter, Burn, Judge, Sheer Terror, Sick of It All, Biohazard, Sepultura, Primus, Morbid Angel, Gwar, Anthrax, Faith no More, Cro Mags, Helmet, D.R.I., There's like a BAZZILION more, so i will simplify, Classical Rocks, I love Jazz, however I'm a jazz dummy. I Despise your so called Cuntry music.

Food: I love food... who wants me to cook?

Fish, Punk Rock, My Friends, Guitar, clothes, love

What is going to happen in our lifetimes, the footprints on my ceiling, Advanced Mathematics, Parallel Dimensions, and how to access them.

Doing stuff... mostly just chillin. playing with the dog.

I'll admit anything, I have no shame.

you want to talk to someone, if you want to laugh. Perhaps you would like to make a new friend.
Your a pervert like me...

or you find this profile amusing in any way...