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bvbart

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I love "That's what she said!" jokes way more than is generally acceptable. I also love exclamation marks.

Really those are the two broad strokes.
I’m really good at
Learning little things, and having a little bit of knowledge about most things. I'm also really good at learning about the people around me, things about their likes, past, goings on, etc, I just really like knowing 'things' in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
How gosh darn clever I am?
I've heard a lot recently that I have a reddish beard? I don't know about all that, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love (right now) The Tallest Man On Earth, Ben Howard, Matt Kearney, The Shins, Fun., Grouplove, Reptar, Schoolboy Q, Of Monsters and Men, Action Bronson, Kanye West, Mayer Hawthorne, Say Anything and about a thousand more.

Shows, GAME OF THRONES, oh mannnnn.

I'm a stand up comedy fan, and really love over acted, ridiculous movies.

Pizza, tacos and everything wonderful. I'll eat just about anything, and really dig it.
The six things I could never do without
Pizzas
Spotify
My iPhone
Fantasy football
A partner in crime
Crimes to do with a partner
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working, listening to music, hanging out with my buds. Pretty standard issue stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didnt eat Heinz ketchup for eight years, due to a sports grudge, and I still hold my breath going through tunnels.

But I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like eating almonds and not believing in ghosts.

You want to get chicken and waffles.