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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 6:07am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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Oh hey there. I'm newly back in Boston, a tan and worldly man, after finishing up a sentence as a domestic servant in an Albanian hostel. Somehow I managed to resist marrying the 16-year-old girl offered to me by a creepy old man, so I guess this whole OKCupid thing could be worthwhile after all.

Back in the real world, I'm getting dragged through a soc / anth grad program at Northeastern. I work as an all-powerful teaching assistant, and I moonlight as a server at one of the coolest places in Somerville. I'm a fan of biking, board games, playing the piano, being okay at bar trivia, and sending fifty snapchats a day of our cat Stevens.

I do a lot of traveling, I love exploring and talking to people from other places. I studied abroad in New Zealand and really want to go back (turns out I should've gone and shot Peter Jackson before he destroyed The Hobbit... yeah, I really really despise that movie). After college I took some time off and went through Costa Rica and Thailand (see cute elephant photo). And I worked as an abused maid before, in Spain. And I'll just point out here that my 50-year-old cleaning woman friend took one look at my fitted-sheet ironing skills and said I'd make a great match for someone. So there you go.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I was a kid I told everyone I wanted to be Rick the Cow. Or an iguanodon. So I'd stomp around the house with my arms out and thumbs up. I had a lot of direction then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
imitating Brad Neely's voice, like in Wizard People Dear Readers. If you're a Harry Potter fan and you haven't heard of this, I probably just made your day:

and getting home right when the song on my iPod ends. It's an art form
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Cloud Atlas (actually every David Mitchell book), I Know This Much Is True, Lord of the Rings, 1984, Lord of the Flies, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The World According to Garp, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Calvin & Hobbes... and get that Kindle thing away from me!

Music: Bruce Springsteen, Arcade Fire, U2, Coldplay, 2pac, Belle & Sebastian, Cat Stevens, Death Cab For Cutie, John Mayer, Muse, M83, Regina Spektor, Florence and the Machine, Ben Folds, Vampire Weekend. I've been playing a lot of Giovanni Allevi, Ludovico Einaudi, and Joe Hisaishi on the piano lately, and they're fantastic, and you should check them out.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Star Wars, Wall-E, Into the Wild, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, District 9, Inception, Lost in Translation, The Dark Knight, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, every Miyazaki movie, Before Sunrise / Sunset / Midnight, and of course The Room.

Shows: Game of Thrones, The Wire, Seinfeld, Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, True Detective, The Newsroom, The Office, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords.
Podcasts are great when I have the time, I really like This American Life, The Moth, Wiretap, and Radiolab. And of course Serial.

All the foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Half-caf coffee. I know it's weird, but I make it every morning
-Some ivories to tickle
-A clean kitchen table. Seriously, clean your goddamn crumbs up
-My pet Vulpix... I wish
-Nerdy board games like Settlers of Catan, Dominion, and Ticket to Ride. Watch out, I'm kind of good
-Life tips from Steve Brule
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Race, gender, class, inequality, and Westeros
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably a bigger Taylor Swift fan than you
You should message me if
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I've wooed you with pictures of baby elephants