Why is it so difficult to find one... just ONE understanding soul? =/

Hi. I'm an overall nice and honest nerdy guy with some wit, sarcasm, and creativity blended in. I don't like talking about myself like this, especially because I'm well aware of how many girls are skeptical that honest guys can still exist. =P
Most believe they were wiped out millenia ago by the Douchebagius maximus, more commonly referred to as "men." I am a survivor.

I'm strange in a lot of ways. I haven't bought or willingly worn a pair of jeans in over a DECADE. Everybody wears them... it's so... monotonous. Much to my dismay, my dislike for blue jeans has recently caused my repertoire of lower appendage garments to be deficient as of late. I may be Hispanic, but I'm everything BUT the stereotype. I have a profound loathing for the mainstream rap/gangster culture. I am also very non-judgmental, meaning I don't judge easily or come to rash conclusions. Just be yourself around me.

I'm looking for a preferably nice, honest, and relatively laid back girl. Dishonesty in a girl is a crash into a brick wall deal-breaker for me, regardless of how hot or rich you are. I'm a good listener, have manners, and overall TRY to be a gentleman. I will open the door for you upon mounting my trusty 4-wheeled steed as well as whenever else the situation calls for, even for complete strangers or men. I don't usually open car doors for men though... that's just kinda gay. =P
I'm almost always calm so I don't get mad easily. You can say just about anything you want to me and not have too worry about hurting my feelings or getting me angry. I'm complicated, and because of that people misjudge me poorly and often. If you actually give me a chance I can pleasantly surprise you.

It doesn't take much to please me or make me happy. I come fully equipped for handling extreme couch-potato action. I enjoy music, art, cartoons, video games, anime, other nerdy stuff, movies, bowling, hiking, martial arts, billiards, being online, board and party games, tennis, soccer, and other random fun stuff. I can be outgoing, but I'm not big on clubbing or parties and I'm not a heavy spender. I'm content just hanging out doing whatever with buddies or chillin at home, preferring smaller get-togethers than clubbing or partying. It allows me to sit down and appreciate some of the smaller things in life or come up with something creative. I also have dark, child-like, and feminine sides to me. I like occasionally creeping people out or scaring them, cooking (shutup), making sarcastic and morbid jokes, stuff like that. I may be a kid at heart, but I know when to be serious.

Well, the zombie and vampire hunting business isn't exactly booming... so instead I'm settling for finishing up college with a part-time job at a law firm.

I used to be in Landscape Architecture, but right now I'm studying Plant Science. I also considered fashion or interior design, and no I'm not gay... That's just my inner girl and creative side crying out.

At least getting a smirk or giggle out of people, often by making an ass or dork out of myself. Also making people feel comfortable. Be yourself around me, regardless of how strange you might be. =]

Most people say I look 3-5 years younger than what I am. Twice in high school a girl came up to me and said "Hey there little boy, are you lost?"
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I'm usually shy at first, but I open up. People say I'm a sweet and very strange boy.

Great Gatsby and the Harry Potter series (yeah that's right... keep laughin). I love a good story. I would read more books if I wasn't such a slow reader, not to mention I get sidetracked easily. So instead I turn to movies, and I enjoy nearly all genres. For favorites I'd say The Fifth Element, The Prestige, Memento, The Dark Knight, Demolition Man, Fight Club, and I'll watch anything that's not horribly cheezy or slow. I like chick flicks too... the good ones at least.

I prefer music that sounds either pretty or badass. The Birthday Massacre gets extra brownie points because it's both. Rock, Metal, Industrial, Electronic, and Alternative float my boat. cRAP and country sink it. I listen to Linkin Park, Soil, The Birthday Massacre, Disturbed, In Flames, Evanescence, Rabbit Junk, Deathstars, Rammstein, Crow's Claw, Apocalyptica, Nightwish, Three Days Grace, Cold, Within Temptation, Utada Hikaru, and more.

As far as food goes... if it's on the $1 menu and it's good I'M DOWN.

Family + Friends + God
A good night's sleep or nap
Computer + Internet
Cell phone
Car
My brain... it's where I keep my corny jokes

My future, what people are thinking, what it would be like to live in a dream-like world, meaningless questions like what color a smurf would turn if you choked it or what would happen if Pinnochio said his nose would grow, why so many girls expect guys to be the ones to keep the conversations going (ARG!!!), stuff like that.

I'm actually a creepy 80-year-old FBI agent that lures little girls into his lair with promises of candy and world domination.

If your past boyfriends don't all end up at the bottom of a river...

You're interested. ^^
Even if you're not, message me anyways! A profile can only tell you so much.