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c0rpusdelicti87

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:45am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I had some bullshit here about knowing "who I am" and "what I want out of life" but then I realized it was just that: bullshit. I'm me. I kinda like being me. Hopefully, I could make you like me too. I appreciate directness, good humor, a politely argumentative spirit, and some edginess tempered with good nature. I guess that's what I try to bring to the table as well.

I grew up in North Carolina, went to college in Portland, OR, and I just finished law school just outside of Boston. I've a pretty diverse range of experiences and I'd like to meet more people who can perpetuate that range. That is, err on the side of contacting me rather than refraining.

+'s include
Dorkiness (i'm seriously a pretty huge dork. just try me.)
A respectable hipster quotient (i mean, just look at my pictures)
A hedonistic streak.
Chillness.

Not an exclusive list though. Hit me up if you wanna, and we'll go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for personal fulfillment. Wasting time. Being indulgent. Navigating expectations, mine and/or others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
manipulating speech/discourse for fun and/or profit.

self-alienation.

talking shit.

introducing a weird perspective.

being charming. very occasionally.

making scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My quick rate of speech or my Truckasaurus hands?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book.

Play.

Movie

Movie.

TV

TV

Music

Twofer

Also, Jackie Brown is Tarantino's best film and I will fucking fight you if you think otherwise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Smokables.

2. Innernetz.

3. Conversation.

4. Intuition.

5. A proper sense of perspective.

6. The occasional dick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The hustle.

The past.

The future.

And the occasional dick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, dancing, smoking too much, being irresponsible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i often find myself rooting for the villain.

i tend not to use smilies in internet text cuz it feels tacky. if i respond to your message, i'm probably (badly) flirting even if you can't tell.
You should message me if
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if you think there's a chance that you could save the last lingering thread of my homosexuality.

if you know what a THAC0 is and you're kinda embarrassed that you do.

if you wanna get high and watch obscure and/or trashy and/or fucked up movies with me.