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My self-summary Propose an edit

Hey hey, I'm Cynthia.

I like to wander around aimlessly. Really, if I could, I would spend my life traveling all over the place and just exploring because there is just so much to see! I also love to bake for people, so if you love to eat? We'll get along well most likely. Optimism has become a big part of my life lately, as well. I mean, you could sit there being angry and pessimistic for the rest of your life, or you could be happy and live to your fullest. I choose the latter personally.

Reading and writing may seem like rather cliche interests, but they both can take you into a totally different place for a little bit. Reading helps me unwind after a long day and writing definitely helps to just let everything out. I'm a super active person as well; I love to rollerblade and swim constantly when the weather is spiffy and also go to the gym a lot to keep this body looking like that of a sexy beast. Taking care of my body is something that is really important to me. I don't get how some people can just let themselves completely go.

Meteorology is definitely an awesome concept to me. I've been into it ever since I was a wee lass. When all the other girls wanted to be actresses and singers, I wanted to chase tornadoes. That has since become a side interest, but I am still highly fascinated by weather.

I'm a big fan of diners because you can eat breakfast whenever you want! I mean heck, I could go in to one of those suckers at 9 pm, ask for some waffles, and be scarfing them down my throat a few minutes later. Sweeeet! While out in public, I like to observe. Sometimes I go people watching for fun...there are so many different types out there, it's just interesting to watch their interactions. It is often far better than television. Sometimes I feel the need to make perfectly normal situations awkward. I really don't try this in most instances, it just kinda happens. So be warned. I also make a lot of obscure references and horrible puns, so if you have no idea what I'm talking about, just nod and agree.

In the winter time, sometimes I feel the need to hibernate and therefore take a lot of naps. With the cold Pennsylvania temperatures, can you really blame me? I mean, naps are pretty crucial to my superhero abilities and everything anyway. Besides fighting the forces of evil, I also enjoy hugging trees and furry woodland creatures.

I'm definitely an advocate of simple peace and acceptance, which reminds me. I've gotten some messages on here from people thinking that I would judge them simply based on their race, sex, etc. I'm not a shallow puddle, so go ahead and try me, kids. Not that way though, you Pervy McPerverts!

Adventure is definitely something that I love. Whether it is simply exploring an unknown area, or ending up lost in totally new surroundings, I love it! Speaking of being lost in new surroundings, road trips are awesome. I've slept in Walmart parking lots, talked to hobos, and have had many rather interesting experiences while on road trips before. Especially spontaneous trips, such as when my friend and I decided to randomly visit Nashville. That's a long story though, so we'll save that for another time.

My singing voice is absolutely horrible, but that does not stop me from bellowing loudly with 80's pop music. It also doesn't stop me from practicing the fine art of shower karaoke. I should probably win a trophy or something for my pretty sweet falsettos. (Hey, I think they're awesome at least, haha.)

I buy about 85 percent of my clothing at thrift stores. I don't really see the need to buy a 130 dollar tank top to fit in with my friends or be accepted by society. If society doesn't accept me because I don't own the aforementioned tank top, then whatever, there's always a box by the river.

In case you haven't noticed, I am quite sarcastic.

I also enjoy retro laundromats and shiny objects, but if together, it is all the better! Hey, small children can be attracted to shiny objects, so why can't I?

I can pretty much have fun doing about anything and everything, so if you want to go kite flying through Walmart or anything else considered "atypical" by the general masses, chances are that I'll be totally up for it.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Trying to survive the school year, searching for a new and awesome job for the next six months, and then if all goes well? Digging a hole to somewhere new and awesome.

I would like to have a tea party as well, but people these days don't drink tea anymore, it seems. :(

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I know the whole alphabet and can count past 100. Does that get me a gold star?

Oh! Oh! I totally won the spelling bee in third grade and made some kid cry because of my epic amounts of awesome. (It's been known to happen.)

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Two eyes, flesh, hair, the fact that I probably possess a vagina, nostrils, toe nails...better yet, you tell me.

Jenny says: "Her composure, her quiet confidence, her pretty face, her lightly-dramatic funkiness..."

Brandi says: "Wonderfully pale skin!"

Jeff says: "How totally awesome she is!!! She rocks!"

User who prefers to remain anonymous says: "That she will LOL just about anywhere."

The food-based currency guy says: "Her delightful propensity for aimlessness, coupled with a clear capacity for concentration."

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Sometimes it's just nice to escape reality for a bit. Any book that can help me do so is fine by me.

Television: That 70's Show, Family Guy, Daria, Scrubs, Futurama, The Weather Channel. I'm not really a big television fiend, but meh.

Video games: Super Mario 3, Katamari, Mario Kart, Crash Bandicoot, Pokemon Snap. Mainly happy games.

Movies: Borat, Superbad,Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Little Miss Sunshine, Bonnie and Clyde, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Pirates of the Caribbean, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.

Music: I love pretty much all types of music, from heavy metal to 80s synth-pop to country. Here's a list of my current favorites (in absolutely no order whatsoever): Mindless Self Indulgence, Bullet For My Valentine, The Killers, Journey, Boston, Maroon 5, Avenged Sevenfold, Incubus, Death Cab For Cutie, Family Force 5, Mae, Weezer, Clear Static, Jack Johnson, The Cure, Aqua, David Bowie, Hard-Fi, A Change of Pace, Aerosmith, The Shiny Toy Guns, (old) Linkin Park, .38 Special, Five Finger Death Punch, Reggie And The Full Effect, Oasis, Madonna, The Real McCoy, Porcelain And The Tramps, Gavin DeGraw, Blink-182, Local H, Disturbed, Guns N' Roses, Imogen Heap, Paramore, Alice in Chains, and Billy Idol.

Food: Ethnic cuisine. Asian food is probably my favorite...especially veggie sushi and miso soup! Oh, I am a vegetarian, but that doesn't mean I'll push my personal beliefs on you. If you want to eat steak, eat steak; just please don't shove it in my face and we'll be fine. :)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. Good food 2. Laughter 3. Opposable thumbs 4. Snazzy sunglasses 5. A clean toothbrush 6. Aluminum foil

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Random things I want to accomplish:

*Go to Mardi Gras

*Dye my hair bright pink (Done)

*Join the Peace Corps

*Drag race in an ice cream truck (a wiener mobile will also suffice)

*Take a road trip across the country

*Have a wild techno rave party in my kitchen

*Meet my father

*Go white water rafting

*Escape from my hometown for good

*Write an amazing book

*Naked mud wrestling

*Become fluent in a foreign language

*Fall in love

*Take pictures with the "welcome to" signs from every state

*Graduate from college

*Watch a taping of Jerry Springer

*Win a trophy

*Conquer all my fears

*Shower in a waterfall

*Host an amazing party

*Run in a marathon

*Feel like I am on top of the world

*Go tornado chasing

*Go for a hot air balloon ride

*Write the story of my life

*Have enough money to do all the things on this list

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Doing whatever. I'm flexible. One weekend I'll be streaking through the Alaskan tundra, the next I might be eating spaghetti on a diving board with Barbara Walters. Who knows.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I am:

Terrified of Carrot Top.

An extroverted introvert.

An overachieving, procrastinating bastard.

The most socially inept person to ever live.

Insanely pale to the point it looks like I've lived in a basement all my life.

In need of new socks.

A very open person.

You should message me if Propose an edit

Just do it? :)

Seriously. If you don't message me, Cookie Monster will steal all of your cookies. Yes, ALL of them!

And besides, what more do you have to lose than your dignity?

**Also: I am going to be moving to the West Coast next spring, sooooo if you'd like to volunteer to show me around, that would be wonderful.**

Please do NOT message me though if you are some creep looking for cyber sex, a couple looking for a teenage mistress with perky boobies, a 47 year old looking for a wife, or some middle aged man who lives in his mother's basement reading comic books while orgasming over how Wonder Woman's tight spandex costume glides over her toned body. Just putting that out there. If you are a 47 year old man, or anyone for that matter, please do not ask me questions about my vagina. Here's a lesson in proper etiquette for all you perverts out there. You don't just go up to a random woman in public and ask her "So, hey baby. Do you shave your vajayjay?" or "I'm a bad boy. Wanna come over and spank me?" Um...besides being slapped, no attractive, classy lady in their right mind would even consider giving you hot passionate jungle sex if that's how you greeted them. It's a little thing called respect. I am not your personal sex toy, random guy with a lifelong boner. And no, I will not have a one night stand with you, or with anyone else for that matter. So please, if that's all you are after, I suggest you tuck your penis back into your tighty whities and go away.

Oh, if you managed to actually read and survive the mini rant above, congratulations and nice to meet you!

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