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caaaleb

29 M Lafayette, LA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My favorite part about drinking grapefruit juice is when the ice causes the juice to get a little slushy and it freezes to the ice. Sometimes I'll put a glass of grapefruit juice and ice cubes in the freezer so it'll get nice and slushy. Same thing goes for grape juice.

When I cook food by myself I often pretend that I'm teaching someone else how to cook or that I have my own television show on Food Network or something along those lines.

Sometimes I wear patchouli even though it irritates people.

I can't abide endless pessimism in a person, it's far too tiring.

I chew ice all day.

I drink more than I should.

I'm not in shape or well fit.

I am lazy, messy, and complicated
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
procrastinating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the hair. definitely the hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by China Mieville, anything by Clive Barker, Oryx and Crake, The Piano Teacher, Troll, The Secret History, etc.

Movies: anything by Michael Haneke, Ponette, Yes, Irreversible, Baghead, The Puffy Chair, Clockwatchers, The Anniversary Party, Y Tu Mama Tambien, etc.

Music: joanna newsom, fever ray, the knife, dr. dog, grizzly bear, azure ray, santogold, st. vincent, joanna newsom, bon iver, cocorosie, massive attack, nina nastasia, emiliana torrini, scout niblet, stina nordenstam, hanne hukkelberg, essie jain, joanna newsom, destroyer, m.i.a., midlake, shearwater, soap&skin, lhasa de sela, sun kil moon, elliott smith, julie doiron, shannon wright, england in 1819, joanna newsom, joanna newsom, joanna newsom

I like food. I'm not a picky eater at all. I like vegetables more than meat, but I'm not vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hmm.. my ipod. beer. my dog. toothpaste? ....uhm... a well stocked kitchen?

this question is stupid.

Why don't I list things I -could- do without?

1. people who say "idk" or "tmi" in actual conversations.
2. the band evanescence. well. .. a lot of bands.
3. raw tomatoes
4. cilantro
5. old people who have expensive cars and phones
6. taco bell
7. those shirts with flames on the sleeves and the bottom.
8. studded belts or bracelets or chokers.
9. lady gaga
10. football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to put my hand on a wall, close my fist, and tear asunder reality.

also, under "my details" on this site there's an option to select "used up" for one's body type. really? that's weird. am i misunderstanding it? anyway, i just spent a lot of time thinking about that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. sitting at my computer. drunk. laughing. being morose.

it depends.

playing silly computer games with my sister sugartank
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes i dont wash my hair for a long time.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you think we'd get along. or at least exchange amusing messages.

also, you get bonus points if you:

a.) have a crooked nose or smile, gappy teeth, or if your chest hair pokes out of your shirt.
b.) play video games more than your friends.
c.) want to get drunk with me.