I was born on the fourth of July.
I have a lot of silly tattoos.
At 11:11 every night I make wishes.

Note: Occasionally I become a bit uncomfortable with the fact that I am on this site and I'll neglect to respond to any messages I receive for a while.

Thriving.

+ playing shows with my band, Beast Infection. Also, making a lot of noise and singing backup vocals for Lieutenant Dan Akroyd.

+ working as an after school drama teacher at the East Baltimore Community Elementary school.

Oh, and anxiously awaiting the 100+ songs Michael Jackson recorded in secret to be released to his children after he died.

Scattergories, jumping, dumpster diving, making mischief, swimming, exploring, snowball fights, building forts, dodgeball, making fliers, climbing, sledding, blind contour drawings, bro grabs, having a good time

Also, a list of things that I'm not particularly good at, but thoroughly enjoy.
biking, bowling, gambling, playing music, cooking, writing, painting, dancing, singing, water skiing, diving, soccer, basketball

EDIT: I played croquet(sp?) for the first time a few days ago and I did really well. Maybe it was just beginner's luck, maybe I'm a natural athlete when it comes to leisure sports. You be the judge.

Appearance wise? Probably one of my tattoos.
Also, I wear a lot of bright colors and people often take notice of that.

Crooked Little Vein, Lullaby, Pulp, Clumsy, Little Things, Funny Misshapen Body, Black Hole, Bottomless Belly Button, Sandman, American Psycho, Sirens of Titan, Hocus Pocus, What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through the Fire, Blankets, the Halloween Tree, I Am Going to Be Small
Also, I've got a soft spot for Calvin and Hobbes and Zippy the Pinhead

the Lost Boys, the Fall, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chasing Amy, Snatch, Bottle Rocket, Big Trouble In Little China, the Ice Harvest, Zombieland, Trainspotting, Ghostbusters I & II, Let the Right One In, Heathers, Cecil B. Demented, Revenge of the Nerds, Judge Dredd, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, the Big Lebowski, Cloverfield, Fievel Goes West, True Romance, Jackie Brown, Night of the Comet, Mister Foe, Coneheads, Return of the Living Dead, Beetlejuice, Dumb and Dumber, The Thing, Brick, Freaked
Also, 3D movies.

Defiance Ohio, Good Luck, the Yah Mos Def, the Mountain Goats, the Ergs!, Pink Lincolns, Alkaline Trio, Descendents, Ghost Mice, Silver Jews, Prizzy Prizzy Please, the Max Levine Ensemble, Neutral Milk Hotel, Osker, the Magnetic Fields, Soophie Nun Squad, Paul Baribeau, Japanther, Polar Bear Club, the Observers, Tom Waits, Future Kings of Nowhere, Devo, T.S.O.L., Pansy Division, the Righteous Brothers, Love Songs, Double Dagger, Mika Miko, Boy, Lemuria, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Why?, Nana Grizol, Teenage Cool Kids, P.S. Eliot, Jawbreaker, Atom and His Package, Letters to the Moon, Hot Water Music, the Trites, Animal Poison
Also, http://www.last.fm/user/verysharpteeth
Oh! and acoustic covers of the Misfits.

french bread pizza, bananas, cheerios with milk, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, blueberry muffins, cheese ravioli, grapes, nantucket nectars apple juice, spaghetti, broccoli, roasted baby potatoes, chocolate chip cookies, strawberries, pancakes, wild berry skittles, flame-grilled boca burgers

mechanical pencils
my glasses/contacts
reasonable air fare
basset hounds
mom
open spaces

How to catch 'em all.

far away places, catchy hooks, megalodons, plesiosaurs, dreams, folklore, 2012, Herb S. Lunenfeld, Sparky, cheesy jokes, dominoes pizza, traveling, Halloween, the thuggish ruggish bone, zombies, colorful tattoos, band names, pandas and red pandas

Playing Girl Talk and Mall Madness with touring bands, getting pizza with friends or at a show. PUNX.

Also, pool parties.

I went to Wrestlemania XXIV.
I shoplifted as a teenager.
I'm working on an Atom and His Package-esque solo project which I am extremely self-conscious about and will probably never perform live.
I wrote a fan letter to John Travolta when I was five.
I listen to Jawbreaker when I'm upset.

you have a favorite animal.
you like to swim.
you've got jokes.
you have a silly tattoo.
you want to watch Ghostbusters/Ghostbusters II with me.
you don't take this site too seriously.
you don't take yourself too seriously.