Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmmm self summary... Well..my name is an adjective!! I recently
found out the benefits of bear,ninja, cowboy vs. paper rock
scissors... b.N.c. is so much better...I'm random.. I like to go on
spontaneous adventures constantly.... I'd rather be fishing but I
havnt gone fishing In years... I believe in science and our
tendency to improve ourselves and lately I've been exploring my
plant Jeremy to see what the chances of me pulling off one of his
new shoots and making a new plant from it vs killing him are...
Wish him luck...
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to sharpen my teeth..Also I play a mean bass I like to
imagine I will be using it in conjunction with others instruments
for a long long damn time...
Updating this section:
I work now at a couple of bars in town and am a beer guy through
and through...I love the stuff... It brings folks together, and
with out it civilization as a whole would probably be far
different... Okay that's all I'm going to the park now...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being weird...When you're open to it the world will shower you with
crazy, like kisses from some other-worldly
Bigfoot...also!...Interaction... Abstract thought...utilizing my
Mind numbingly powerful weapons of mass distraction... I love
plants!! Any kind really but green lush foliage just does it for me
I don't know what else to say......Bass guitar.. Ummm beer!
Science! Energy! Science... Cthulu.... Also checkers...
Again another update: the checkers thing is fake you would probably
beat me at them I'm getting better all the time though...
The first things people usually notice about me
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The terrible cowlick that tends to float around my head.... I don't
know I feel like this question is too personal to answer... Haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut... Especially slaughterhouse... Transformadorians
are the best... Close second breakfast of champions.... JD Salinger
specificaly 9 short stories, and even more over a perfect day for
banana fish!!!...Tom Robbins... Guilty pleasures include king and
barker... I love smutty horror... The first book of the dark tower
series was like poetry... Haha well at least The first chapter...
Amityville horror was one Of The only books that ever seriously
freaked me out...mario puzzo's The godfather almost broke my heart
and if I care to list anymore I'll put them on here later...
It's later... House of leaves rocked my socks read it it is worth
the thousands of pages!! I mostly read non fiction right now but
recently started the second book of the game of thrones
Movies: love love love David lynch... Twin peaks was amazing but
that is more of the tv section...anyway... Also love a good horror
like poltergeist, exorcist, paranormal activities, until 4 came
out... Scifis, especially alien and aliens event horizon 2001,
2012... Anything I love film...I don't know what else If I start I
would t stop...
Music: I don't know where to start I like the flaming lips all the
way!! LCD soundsystem,the cramps!, casino music! ugly casonova,
claypool, the Krewmen, tom waits, le Tigre, fischerspooner, tool,
tobbacco, spoon, but so far as I know just the new album, Saul
Williams, praxis, miles Davis, unkle, more to come?...black moth
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My amazing friends and family
Cheese, newt, and Nigel... (You'll get that later)
.... In no particular order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Entropy... Space...My bellybutton...Also my want to see the pacific
northwest and new zeland...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working... Or wishing I hadn't just paid 7 bucks for this hopslam
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love random adventures and as such i tend to get into really
awkward situations, for instance: One time my bike broke down when
I was like 20 miles from my house I walk up to a rest area and an
awkward sort of forty something man welcomes me with a simple and
slightly Neanderthalithic "what happened"...(I may have just made
up that word by the way... Seemed fitting... Anyway...) I half
mumbled back that my bike broke and my derailer sucks... He
responded with a strange grunt and walked away... People come and
go including a man with a snake I think I later identified as a rat
snake... At a certain point everyone leaves except me and the
strange man that greeted me... I'm standing on a rock trying to
triangulate my position and relay it to my friend... When I look up
the guy is smiling, leaning on his car, and playing with his
gigantic penis!!... I looked (it was impossible not to I mean the
thing was huge!!) and yelled "oh man that is your penis man!! Put
that thing away!" ... He just smiled and continued smacking it
around... Rift then I decided I had to get out of there so I
started carrying my bike away and calling my friend who didn't
believe me, however, assured me he was well on his way... Anyway
back at the rest area I sat on a rock, the same I was standing on
previously, and was relieved to see the guys penis was not only no
longer exposed but he himself was gone...I sat there exhausted and
tried to will my friend via telepathy to hurry the fuck up and get
here, when who shows back up?!... That fucking guy... He sits next
to me and asks.."did it make you angry what I just did right
Shocked I responded " it didn't make me angry it made me awkward
just go away"...
He responded; "have you ever seen a mans penis before?.."
Right then I jumped up and started walking back home and just in
the nick of time my friend shows up! "YES!" I exclaimed and
immediately started strapping my bike in...to my friends horror and
disbelief, that guy watched me the whole time as hhe licked his
lips ... Fucking totally weird... Also I kind of curse like a
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