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cabbage_pants1

30 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hmmm self summary... Well..my name is an adjective!! I recently found out the benefits of bear,ninja, cowboy vs. paper rock scissors... b.N.c. is so much better...I'm random.. I like to go on spontaneous adventures constantly.... I'd rather be fishing but I havnt gone fishing In years... I believe in science and our tendency to improve ourselves and lately I've been exploring my plant Jeremy to see what the chances of me pulling off one of his new shoots and making a new plant from it vs killing him are... Wish him luck...
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to sharpen my teeth..Also I play a mean bass I like to imagine I will be using it in conjunction with others instruments for a long long damn time...

Updating this section:
I work now at a couple of bars in town and am a beer guy through and through...I love the stuff... It brings folks together, and with out it civilization as a whole would probably be far different... Okay that's all I'm going to the park now... Cheers!...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being weird...When you're open to it the world will shower you with crazy, like kisses from some other-worldly Bigfoot...also!...Interaction... Abstract thought...utilizing my Mind numbingly powerful weapons of mass distraction... I love plants!! Any kind really but green lush foliage just does it for me I don't know what else to say......Bass guitar.. Ummm beer! Science! Energy! Science... Cthulu.... Also checkers...

Again another update: the checkers thing is fake you would probably beat me at them I'm getting better all the time though...
The first things people usually notice about me
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The terrible cowlick that tends to float around my head.... I don't know I feel like this question is too personal to answer... Haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut... Especially slaughterhouse... Transformadorians are the best... Close second breakfast of champions.... JD Salinger specificaly 9 short stories, and even more over a perfect day for banana fish!!!...Tom Robbins... Guilty pleasures include king and barker... I love smutty horror... The first book of the dark tower series was like poetry... Haha well at least The first chapter... Amityville horror was one Of The only books that ever seriously freaked me out...mario puzzo's The godfather almost broke my heart and if I care to list anymore I'll put them on here later...
It's later... House of leaves rocked my socks read it it is worth the thousands of pages!! I mostly read non fiction right now but recently started the second book of the game of thrones series...

Movies: love love love David lynch... Twin peaks was amazing but that is more of the tv section...anyway... Also love a good horror like poltergeist, exorcist, paranormal activities, until 4 came out... Scifis, especially alien and aliens event horizon 2001, 2012... Anything I love film...I don't know what else If I start I would t stop...

Music: I don't know where to start I like the flaming lips all the way!! LCD soundsystem,the cramps!, casino music! ugly casonova, claypool, the Krewmen, tom waits, le Tigre, fischerspooner, tool, tobbacco, spoon, but so far as I know just the new album, Saul Williams, praxis, miles Davis, unkle, more to come?...black moth super rainbow!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Beer
Coffee
My amazing friends and family
My matress
Sleep
Cheese, newt, and Nigel... (You'll get that later)
.. Also!..
Biodiversity...
.... In no particular order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Entropy... Space...My bellybutton...Also my want to see the pacific northwest and new zeland...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working... Or wishing I hadn't just paid 7 bucks for this hopslam haha
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love random adventures and as such i tend to get into really awkward situations, for instance: One time my bike broke down when I was like 20 miles from my house I walk up to a rest area and an awkward sort of forty something man welcomes me with a simple and slightly Neanderthalithic "what happened"...(I may have just made up that word by the way... Seemed fitting... Anyway...) I half mumbled back that my bike broke and my derailer sucks... He responded with a strange grunt and walked away... People come and go including a man with a snake I think I later identified as a rat snake... At a certain point everyone leaves except me and the strange man that greeted me... I'm standing on a rock trying to triangulate my position and relay it to my friend... When I look up the guy is smiling, leaning on his car, and playing with his gigantic penis!!... I looked (it was impossible not to I mean the thing was huge!!) and yelled "oh man that is your penis man!! Put that thing away!" ... He just smiled and continued smacking it around... Rift then I decided I had to get out of there so I started carrying my bike away and calling my friend who didn't believe me, however, assured me he was well on his way... Anyway back at the rest area I sat on a rock, the same I was standing on previously, and was relieved to see the guys penis was not only no longer exposed but he himself was gone...I sat there exhausted and tried to will my friend via telepathy to hurry the fuck up and get here, when who shows back up?!... That fucking guy... He sits next to me and asks.."did it make you angry what I just did right there?..."
Shocked I responded " it didn't make me angry it made me awkward just go away"...
He responded; "have you ever seen a mans penis before?.."
Right then I jumped up and started walking back home and just in the nick of time my friend shows up! "YES!" I exclaimed and immediately started strapping my bike in...to my friends horror and disbelief, that guy watched me the whole time as hhe licked his lips ... Fucking totally weird... Also I kind of curse like a sailor...
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  • Ages 23–99
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You are amazing, are also kind of weird...or an alien...