- Augusten Burroughs
Hello! Welcome to my profile. I hope you enjoy your visit here!
I've been called many things, one of which is punctual, and gregarious.
Does this sum me up yet?
People ask me if my mouth gets me into trouble. I answer "Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?" Or some other really smart ass remark.
Also, I have been called a smart ass.
Better a smart ass than a dumb ass.
I've been on an inward reflection kick the past couple months. It's amazing what you can discover about yourself if you take all that processing power you use for distraction, working, and tune it into what's going on with you. So as a result I've discovered my passion and I am pursuing it.