- Augusten Burroughs
Recently moved to Auburn from Bellevue. Quite the change of venue. I did it for school and the betterment of my life. Here's hoping I don't fuck it up!
Hello! Welcome to my profile. I hope your enjoy your visit here!
I've been called many things, one of which is punctual, and gregarious.
Does this sum me up yet?
People ask me if my mouth gets me into trouble. I answer "Does the Pope poop in a fancy toilet?" Or some other really smart ass remark.
Also, I have been called a Smart Ass, to which I say, "Better a Smart Ass than a Dumb Ass." Which I feel is not helping to convince others that I am not a Smart Ass.
I've been on an inward reflection kick the past couple months. It's amazing what you can discover about yourself if you take all that processing power you use for distraction, working, and tune it into what's going on with you. So as a result I've discovered my passion and I am pursuing it.