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caboose2006

32 Mesa, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
- Augusten Burroughs
Hello! Welcome to my profile. I hope you enjoy your visit here!
I've been called many things, one of which is punctual, and gregarious.
Does this sum me up yet?
People ask me if my mouth gets me into trouble. I answer "Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?" Or some other really smart ass remark.
Also, I have been called a smart ass.
Better a smart ass than a dumb ass.
I've been on an inward reflection kick the past couple months. It's amazing what you can discover about yourself if you take all that processing power you use for distraction, working, and tune it into what's going on with you. So as a result I've discovered my passion and I am pursuing it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
- Kurt Vonnegut
I'm learning to fly, like literally. I've found my life calling.
Here's a joke, how do you know if there's a pilot in the room? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.
I do other things like work at a job I like but right now it's a means to an end. Karaoke when I can get a bunch of people together. Shoot guns when I can find ammo. Hike every chance I get. Play video games when I lack motivation. We're being honest here right?
And right now study study study study. Aviation is hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cartwheels
Drinking beer
Making people laugh
Brewing beer
Cooking
Photography.
Meeting new people.
Staying alive, 31 years of it so far and still going strong.
Talking like a Pirate.
Being really immature.
Laughing at fart jokes.
Being really mature.
Not taking myself seriously.
Riding my bike.
Writing
Talking to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Flying planes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Propriety was a rigid master, but one that must be obeyed if one wanted to keep a sterling reputation.
-Lawana Blackwell
The fact that I look confused?
My voice carries, like a pack mule. I could be full of b.s. but I've never noticed me for the first time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
-Cicero
Favorite Books: Ender's game, Political commentary and satire, the Dark Tower Series, Ishmael, David Sedaris, The Giver.
I've been reading "A Dance with Dragons" or as I like to call it "A Dance of Logistics" seriously WTF GRRM; and "American Sniper".

Favorite TV shows: THE WALKING DEAD!, Archer, Futurama, South Park, The Daily Show and Colbert Report, Firefly, New Girl (Don't judge me), Sherlock (BBC current version), Parks and rec, Battlestar Galactica (New version) Doctor Who.

Favorite movies: Super Troopers, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Braveheart, Dark Knight, Blazing Saddles, the new Star Trek, Taken, Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings.

Music, I like the Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Coheed and Cambria, Future Fossils, Authority Zero, Flogging Molly, The Presidents, Flight of the Concords, The Decemberists, Muse, Good local music. I love going to shows, like, a lot. If it's music and there's people playing it, I don't care I want to go.

I like food in my belly, and made with that special ingredient, love;) Honestly, anything I haven't tried before I want. I am definitely an adventure eater
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Close Friends, learning, fresh air, family, flying, a good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-Albert Einstein
Flight planning.
The Zombie apocalypse.
What I'm going to eat on my lunch break.
Where to go on my next cross country flight.
And unlike my friend Einstein in the quote, the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home! Or a local music venue, or starting a road trip, or Karaoke. A gallery opening. Discovering a new great dive. BBQ and beer with friends. All that being said my Fridays aren't "typical" because I don't work a "Typical" bankers schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
I occasionally have dreams that spiders are attacking my face. Spiders don't scare me per se, but just like anyone else if one surprises me I'll startle and jump.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
So what am I looking for? Someone who can keep up. Someone who prefers beer to wine. Can quote Dumb and Dumber and Super Troopers, among others. Someone who wants to dance in a thunderstorm, and then does it.

And smiles. Someone who is brazen about their enjoyment of life.

Or message me if you want to. What's the worst that could happen?