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cabuckiii

28 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Okay), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently a paramedic firefighter intern.

When I have time I like to spend it with with friends, scooter riding, biking, surfing, snowboarding, rock climbing, playing rugby, yoga, seeing shows, viewing art, bbq/cooking and just doing things that make me not think about grown up stuff. I like stepping out of my comfort zone and getting the juices flowing.

I'm also big on traveling alone. Getting lost is the best experience. I like to meet new people and learn new things. Positive energy leads to a happy life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting parking tickets, streaking, rock climbing, telling stories, cooking, ball sports, crosswords, playing guitar, building fires, being outdoors, eating Thai and Italian foodz, gettin weird on the dance floor, talking with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All that junk inside my trunk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Siddhartha, The Rights of Man, The Wealth of Nations, A Brave New Wold, Catcher in the Rye, Life of Pi, Scar Tissue, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Choke, the Art of War, The Prince, non fictions, autobiographies.

The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Once Upon A Time in the West, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wet Hot American Summer, Wander Lust, Forrest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, King Pin, Films by Tarantino or Wes Anderson, Emelie (shut up..its a great film).

Avalanches, Avett Bros, Andre Nickatina, Bag Raiders, Capital Cities, Chromeo, Cut Copy, Mylo, Miguel Migs, DMB, Ellie Goulding, Empire of the Sun, Frank Sinatra, Interpol, Isley Bros, John Denver, Kool & the Gang, Lakeside, Lamb of God, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Nina Simone, Outkast, Pantera, Porter Robinson, Buffalo Springfield, Cat Stevens, CCR, Deftones, DIO, Disturbed, the Doors, House, Reggae, Jazz, Metal, Blue Grass, Hip Hop: ie People under the stairs, Atmosphere, Lords of the Underground, Wu-Tang, Dre & Snoop, 2Pac, Biggie, Giant Panda, Souls of Michief. The good stuff...

Good food+ good music + good people = happy life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Travel, friends/family, good food, music, living an action packed life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Why do we never see any baby pigeons !?
-why do they put Braille in art museums?
- Does whoever deny it, really supply it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Around
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an ass tattoo
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love yourself first, have original wit, confidence, and style. I'd like to meet someone who also lives an active lifestyle. Preferably someone who actually wants to meet. You'd like to spend as little time online if possible. Thanks for stopping by :)