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27 Sacramento, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Okay), French (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend my time with with friends, scooter riding, biking, surfing, snowboarding, rock climbing, playing rugby, yoga, seeing shows, viewing art, bbq/cooking and just doing things that make me not think about grown up stuff. I like stepping out of my comfort zone and getting the juices flowing. Occasionally I go to work.

I'm big on traveling alone. Getting lost is the best experience. I like to meet new people and learn new things. Positive energy leads to a happy life.

I've experienced some living in some amazing places and I feel very fortunate. I thrive on positive energy and revere change. I'm always on the move and don't stay in one place too long. I love creating lasting relationships, doing physical activity and cooking overly extravagant meals, and eating and drinking with friends.

Also- I have mixed reviews about online dating:

On the one hand, I'm using this because I want to meet someone exceptional. But on the other hand this experience kind of feels like shopping.. My hope is that those who participate here are all on for the former reason.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting parking tickets, streaking, rock climbing, telling stories, cooking, ball sports, crosswords, playing guitar, building fires, being outdoors, eating Thai and Italian foodz, gettin weird on the dance floor, talking with my hands (miming).

Im NOT good at: being quiet, holding my breath underwater- sorry mermaids, staying in one place for long periods, being lazy, matching socks, hiding my feelings, or math.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Siddhartha, The Rights of Man, The Wealth of Nations, A Brave New Wold, Catcher in the Rye, Life of Pi, Scar Tissue, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Choke, the Art of War, The Prince, non fictions, autobiographies.

The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Once Upon A Time in the West, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wet Hot American Summer, Wander Lust, Forrest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, King Pin, Films by Tarantino or Wes Anderson, Emelie (shut up..its a great film).

Avalanches, Avett Bros, Andre Nickatina, Bag Raiders, Capital Cities, Chromeo, Cut Copy, Mylo, Miguel Migs, DMB, Ellie Goulding, Empire of the Sun, Frank Sinatra, Interpol, Isley Bros, John Denver, Kool & the Gang, Lakeside, Lamb of God, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Nina Simone, Outkast, Pantera, Porter Robinson, Buffalo Springfield, Cat Stevens, CCR, Deftones, DIO, Disturbed, the Doors, House, Reggae, Jazz, Metal, Blue Grass, Hip Hop: ie People under the stairs, Atmosphere, Lords of the Underground, Wu-Tang, Dre & Snoop, 2Pac, Biggie, Giant Panda, Souls of Michief. The good stuff...

Good food+ good music + good people = happy life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, dogs, my scooter, music, travel, living an action packed life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Why do we never see any baby pigeons !?
-why do they put Braille in art museums?
- Does whoever deny it, really supply it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an ass tattoo
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love yourself first, have original wit, confidence, style and an insatiable appetite for mischief. Also if you live an active lifestyle and want a ride scooters. If you actually want to meet someone. You'd like to spend as little time online if possible. Thanks for stopping by :)