Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not too girly.
I curse too much.
Way less attractive in person.
I have 3 dogs and a bearded dragon.
I have small dogs, but I prefer big ones.
I also work with dogs.
^^ Dogs are life.
I like guns when used properly and yes, I know how to use
I want to live in Arizona or Portland.
I like black dudes.
I really just want friends cause dating is dumb.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Constantly looking for a better job so I can live on my own. 😧
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog things. Googling things. Learning to use a new cell phone.
Being awkward. Typing without looking. Crying less than most
people. Making people laugh just by laughing. Using a microwave.
Math. Singing unless you ask me to sing in front of you. Watching
TV. Buying [dog] calendars that I never use except for the
pictures. Making sarcastic lists of things I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently that I look like a lesbian, whatever that means.
Sorry chicks, I like dicks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's pretty sad how little I read now.
I like quirky comedies, horror movies, and Harry Potter is the
My favorite shows currently running are AHS, PLL and B99.
Music is a wide range from Rap to Ed Sheeran to One Direction to
Metal. Currently J. Cole is my jam.
My diet mostly consists of fruit, nuts and clif bars. Can't be
bothered to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2) My dogs specifically.
3) Coke Zero. Fuck water.
4) Air Conditioning.
5) Cell Phone.
6) My shitty car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up way too late doing absolutely nothing of significance.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a Doberman.
Don't EVER talk to me if you hunt or fish. Cause you can suck a fat
Also don't talk to me if you're racist or homophobic. Don't have
patience for your dumb ass.
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