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22 Keller, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
Black, Native American, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Cadie, nice to meet you.

I'm German.
I want to live in Arizona someday.
Don't like kids.
Not too girly.
I have 3 dogs and a bearded dragon.
I also work with dogs.
^^ Dogs are life.
I have major road rage. The struggle is real, guys.
I'd say I'm about 90% superficial but at least I'm honest right?
I'm on OkCupid because I'm bored. Don't get too excited.
Cadie is my middle name. No, I will not tell you my first name.

At any given moment, I'm thinking about one of these things: Dogs, Harry Potter, One Direction, AHS, math, wishing I could do an Irish accent, money cause I don't have it, wolves, seriously I really want a fucking wolf, tattoos I want, quitting my job to pursue my dream of living in my own personal zoo farm with Lobster Boy and Patrick Bateman.

Yes, I like One Direction. Like is probably not a strong enough word, but I'll spare you the details. I used to be embarrassed for liking them, but then I remembered that music nazis are soul-less cunts. So keep your happiness hating opinions to your damn self, thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm homeless so.... trying to change that? 😴
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog things. Googling things. Learning to use a new cell phone. Being awkward. Typing without looking. Crying less than most people. Making people laugh just by laughing. Using a microwave. Math. Singing unless you ask me to sing in front of you. Watching TV. Buying [dog] calendars that I never use except for the pictures. Making sarcastic lists of things I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My lack of fucks given.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Films: Harry Potter. Dazed and Confused. I Love You, Man. American Psycho. Requiem for a Dream. Pi. Clueless. Teeth. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Go. Mean Girls. Scream 1-3. The Fox and the Hound. Big Daddy. Halloween. Thunderpants. Pirates of the Caribbean. Anything with Paul Rudd or Rupert Grint. Documentaries on wild animals, animal attacks, serial killers or murder in general. I would say Fight Club but everyone says that.

Music: Brand New. The Sex Pistols. TBS. Every Avenue. Young the Giant. Fun. The Maine. BMTH. Lorde. Manchester Orchestra. FYS. Aerosmith. Ed Sheeran. Bayside. Of Monsters/Mice and Men. The Lumineers. The Kooks. Silly Rap music. One Direction. Iggy Azalea.

TV: HIMYM. Community. Justified. American Horror Story. Wilfred. The Fall. Breaking Bad. New Girl. True Blood. Peaky Blinders. The Inbetweeners. Lost. Raising Hope. PLL. Dexter. B99. Parks and Rec. Really stupid reality shows. I'm obsessed with TV but for some reason can't think of more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Animals.
2) My dogs, specifically.
3) Coke Zero.
4) Air Conditioning.
5) Cell Phone.
6) Money. I'm just honest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My Instagram is cadiex. It's mostly dogs from work.
You should message me if
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You have connections for me to meet a hyena.

Don't message me if you don't like dogs.