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22 Keller, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

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Native American, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly vegan
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Cadie.
Not too girly.
I curse too much.
Socially awkward.
Way less attractive in person.
I have 3 dogs and a bearded dragon.
I have small dogs, but I prefer big ones.
I also work with dogs.
^^ Dogs are life.
I like guns when used properly and yes, I know how to use one.
I want to live in Arizona or Portland.
I like black dudes.

I really just want friends cause dating is dumb.

Insta/Snapchat: cadiex
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Constantly looking for a better job so I can live on my own. 😧
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog things. Googling things. Learning to use a new cell phone. Being awkward. Typing without looking. Crying less than most people. Making people laugh just by laughing. Using a microwave. Math. Singing unless you ask me to sing in front of you. Watching TV. Buying [dog] calendars that I never use except for the pictures. Making sarcastic lists of things I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently that I look like a lesbian, whatever that means.

Sorry chicks, I like dicks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It's pretty sad how little I read now.

I like quirky comedies, horror movies, and Harry Potter is the tits.

My favorite shows currently running are AHS, PLL and B99.

Music is a wide range from Rap to Ed Sheeran to One Direction to Metal. Currently J. Cole is my jam.

My diet mostly consists of fruit, nuts and clif bars. Can't be bothered to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Animals.
2) My dogs specifically.
3) Coke Zero. Fuck water.
4) Air Conditioning.
5) Cell Phone.
6) My shitty car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up way too late doing absolutely nothing of significance.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a Doberman.

Don't EVER talk to me if you hunt or fish. Cause you can suck a fat one. 😉

Also don't talk to me if you're racist or homophobic. Don't have patience for your dumb ass.