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30 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 29–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a master grammarian, but misspell the simplest words in the wildest ways and differently every time. I don't really understand why I do this.

I oscillate between the pleasures of structure (morning coffee, walking my dog, writing everyday) and the exhilaration of spontaneity (I rarely say no to an invitation).

I tend to laugh at inappropriate times without explanation. I have a very loud, infectious sort of laugh (if you're in the right mood, if I'm in the right mood, if everyone is in the right mood).

I'm always setting new goals for myself, because I like to feel challenged. My most recent being the "Scorpion Hand Stand" in yoga (google it - it's crazy!). No, I can't do it yet, but stand by.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a pretty sweet set up here in DC, if I do say so myself. I'd love to tell you all about it over a drink sometime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding my bike through traffic
Dancing (at least I like to think so!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Dubliners by James Joyce, As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner, The Liar's Club by Mary Karr, The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Growth of the Soil by Knut Hamsun

Movies: Wedding Crashers, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Black Swan

TV: The Wire, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development

Music: Modest Mouse, Iron & Wine, The Blow, The Knife, Florence + The Machine, Heart-aching jazz

Food: Spicy!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pen (the paper can always be substituted)
my big, raucous family
coffee - possibly unhealthy obsession
connection, of the human variety
the silence of infinite spaces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
reflecting, reflecting, reflecting
I stare at calendars. (why?)
human beings are strange things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a dartboard in my apartment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have any ideas on how I can become a better speller (it's that bad).
-You can do the Scorpion Handstand or can hold my feet while i do it!
-You're a philosopher.
-You know a great place in Petworth we can meet for a drink.

Or just if you want to go on a date!