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cafelts

24 M Boston, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a dude, a human dude, who for the most part likes hanging out with pretty girls. Hence this. I like reading books and sitting in the sun and ordering pizza at nice restaurants.
What I’m doing with my life
I write stories. Sometimes they get published. Usually they don't. Getting a Master's at BU, teaching incredibly lazy undergrads.
I’m really good at
Playing pool, playing old video games, speaking Spanish incorrectly. Making feral cat noises on command (get at me, ladies). Putting sentences together, turning sentences around.
The first things people usually notice about me
I swear all the time. I fuckin love swearing. I can't dance for shit. I'm always wearing this just really terrible expression, like the depressed male version of the resting bitch face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read a ton of shit. I like Tolstoy (and other Russians). I like DavidFosterWallace. I like J.D. Salinger. I like Denis Johnson. Also Junot Diaz. Mary Gaitskill. Raymond Carver. Kafka.

I really think mass-market fiction is horrendous. I'm an unbearable elitist. It's what comes with the territory.

I like a whole lot of movies. I hate everything that comes out in the summertime, though, because robots are stupid. Superheroes are even worse. I'm a big fan of Terrence Malick because he's into filming wheat and peoples' feet.

I may or may not have given up on TV. But football is fun. I'm a New York Jets fan, and will blindly date anyone who is also a fan of the New York Jets.

I mostly listen to rock music that sounds like church music i.e. Arcade Fire. Animal Collective.
The six things I could never do without
Functioning legs.
The ability to speak the English language.
Cheese (and by extension, pizza)
Coffee.
The presence of a cat within approx twenty feet.
Twelve hours per night of sleep (fuuuuuuuck)
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge drinking! Hell yeah! No parents!

And by that I actually mean: working (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Girls who can't make feral cat noises need not apply