Now living in Norfolk, which is a REALLY big change from Japan. Like, super big. Currently in severe culture shock. But hey, Wawa
My job is ridiculous and takes me all around the world. I LOVE the traveling, but it makes dating somewhat.....challenging. So that being said, along with the info about myself I'll be writing below, if you're curiosity is still piqued, then by all means, get in touch. :)
Pittsburgh is my home base, even though I'm only here a month or so each year. I just spent the last two years in Japan (and all over the western pacific, really). The year before that, Greece. I'll be in Virginia for at least a year starting this May.
No emotional/relationship baggage. Thank fuck.
If you are looking for a suit wearing, highly serious, career driven, conservative, fabulously wealthy man who acts his age regardless of the situation...........Then i am NOT the boy for you.
Im over- read, minimalist, kind, artistic, nerdy, go-with-the-flow, foot-in-mouth, inappropriately timed joking, atheist, occasionally vegetarian, comic book reading, witty, optimistic futurist and generally have my shit together.
I'm silly as fuck.
I have a fearless love of the absurd, art, science, language, the Muppets, film, segue's, cryptozoology, astronomy, games, punk rock and comic books.
When i get excited over something i start bouncing. Its like a nervous tick, only I'm grinning and look like I'm 6.
I'm very in touch with who I am. I own my interests, passions, hobbies and generally ridiculous nature. :)
Spent the last couple of years at sea on an aircraft carrier. Yoy.
Im also a cartoonist. I tried being a more serious artist, i really did. I think i just read too much Garfield as a kid, much to my various art instructors displeasure. Tried making a career of it earlier, but it didn't quite take off. Still going after it. Its what I ultimately will end up doing, even if it takes awhile. It's my dream after all, goddamnit.
Being a liberal democrat, artistic, well read, educated, atheistic rational city boy in the military is like living in a Wes Anderson fever dream. :/
Free time is spent taking online courses in Astronomy/Cosmology, Japanese and prepping for Paralegal training next year.
And of course, drawing.
Im also pretty good at being awkward and i start talking really fast when I'm nervous and then ill start gesturing and it only gets worse and pretty soon i look like I'm on meth but I'm really just nervous especially around girls i like i might even start going on about random things i find fascinating about astronomy or comics and this is why i don't drink much.
You know those moments when you tell a joke or a quip or something that YOU think is fucking hilarious and then EVERYONE around you is just looking at you and no one anywhere even looks close to laughing and you can just hear the crickets but you’re still giggling at your own joke? Yeah, thats never ever happened to me. Ever.
TV: Game of Thrones, Agents of Shield, The Flash, The Arrow, iZombie, Mad Men, Rebels, Walking Dead.
Authors: Chabon, King, Sedaris, Brin, Nivin, C. Clarke, Russo.....
Books i recommend.....and i mean, even if you're reading this and thinking "Ug, he's ugly, stupid AND has rotten taste in movies"....at the VERY least, trust me with books.....
1. Straight Man by Richard Russo
2. Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon
3. Enders Game by Orson Scott Card
4. Dune by Frank Herbert
5. Startide Rising by David Brin
6. At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft
7. The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
8. A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
9. Tales Too Ticklish to Tell by Berkeley Breathed
10. The Princess Bride by William Goldman
11. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
.....shit. i forgot about Irvine Welsh. And Jonathan Franzen. And Harry Potter. And Nabokov. And Al Franken.
Music: The Clash, The Ramones, The Queers, Operation Ivy, Rancid, The Specials, etc, etc. Punk, ska and all their little sub genres.
My Chrome bag.
My Vespa ( she is currently stuck in Pittsburgh. I'm now rocking a ridiculous 1978 honda cb400a motorcycle)
"Stand back. Im going to try SCIENCE!"
...and buying a boat to live on. 30-35ft sailboat. Why? Because I'm sick of having houses/apartments that just fill up with useless shit that i will never ever ever get rid of. I went VERY minimalist recently, and its quite liberating. I also want to just pick up and go if i get the itch to try new places. That its cheaper also helps.
You want to spend some time with a nerdy cartoonist/sailor. :)
....and you want someone new and fun to play DrawSomething with.
....who's also not a jerk or a creeper. And drives a Vespa.
Im ridiculous at the best of times. While my current career is serious, I am certainly not. I see the world through a lens of hilarity, refracting the mundane and stupid into awesome and funny.