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38 Yokosuka, Japan Man


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  • Ages 23–35
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:56am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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The nature of my job moves me around quite a bit. I spent most of 2011 in Chicago, all of 2012 in Greece, and ill be in Japan until 2015.

I go on book buying benders through amazon. It's one of my favorite ways to be irresponsible with my money :)

Me? From Pittsburgh, PA in the USA. In the Navy. Cartoonist. One foot in the old Punk/skate scene. Film buff. Literature FIEND. Science/all around nerd. And I'm not an asshat.

If you are looking for a suit wearing, highly serious, career driven, conservative, fabulously wealthy man who acts his age regardless of the situation...........Then i am NOT the boy for you.

Im over- read, minimalist, hilarious, kind, artistic, nerdy, go-with-the-flow, foot-in-mouth, inappropriately timed joking, atheist, occasionally vegetarian, comic book reading, witty, optimistic futurist and generally have my shit together.

I'm silly as fuck.

I have a fearless love of the absurd, art, science, language, the Muppets, film, did i say SCIENCE yet? I did? Well ill say it again. SCIENCE. segue's, cryptozoology, astronomy, games, punk rock and comic books.

When i get excited over something i start bouncing. Its like a nervous tick, only I'm grinning and look like I'm 6.
What I’m doing with my life
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Im in the Navy, doing a variety of nautical-type things. Engineering at the moment, but i may try something else soon. Im not a “military” guy though. If thats the sort of guy you go for, i will probably a spectacular (but hilarious) disappointment to you.

Im also a cartoonist. I tried being a more serious artist, i really did. I think i just read too much Garfield as a kid, much to my various art instructors displeasure.

Being a liberal democrat, well read, educated, atheistic rational city boy in the military is like living in a Wes Anderson fever dream. :/

Free time is spent taking online courses in Astronomy/Cosmology and prepping for Paralegal training next year.

And of course, drawing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im a great storyteller. Various artistic disciplines. Cooking curry. Making unwise purchases. Trivia. Writing. Book recommendations. Hilarity. Explaining astronomy and cosmology.

Im also pretty good at being awkward and i start talking really fast when I'm nervous and then ill start gesturing and it only gets worse and pretty soon i look like I'm on meth but I'm really just nervous especially around girls i like i might even start going on about random things i find fascinating about astronomy or comics and this is why i don't drink much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm laughing. My eyes. That I'm tall

You know those moments when you tell a joke or a quip or something that YOU think is fucking hilarious and then EVERYONE around you is just looking at you and no one anywhere even looks close to laughing and you can just hear the crickets but you’re still giggling at your own joke? Yeah, thats never ever happened to me. Ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Films: Im a movie buff. I try to watch it all, good and bad. Lots of Sci fi and horror, but i also adore small indi projects. I love classic Marx Bros movies.

Authors: Chabon, King, Sedaris, Brin, Nivin, C. Clarke, Russo.....

Books i recommend.....and i mean, even if you're reading this and thinking "Ug, he's ugly, stupid AND has rotten taste in movies" the VERY least, trust me with books.....

1. Straight Man by Richard Russo
2. Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon
3. Enders Game by Orson Scott Card
4. Dune by Frank Herbert
5. Startide Rising by David Brin
6. At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft
7. The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
8. A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
9. Tales Too Ticklish to Tell by Berkeley Breathed
10. The Princess Bride by William Goldman
11. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

.....shit. i forgot about Irvine Welsh. And Jonathan Franzen. And Harry Potter. And Nabokov. And Al Franken.

Music: The Clash, The Ramones, The Queers, Operation Ivy, Rancid, The Specials, etc, etc. Punk, ska and all their little sub genres.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Drawing supplies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Singularity. The Drake Equation. Extremophiles. Cryptozoology. Jokes for my comic.

"Stand back. Im going to try SCIENCE!"

...and buying a boat to live on. 30-35ft sailboat. Why? Because I'm sick of having houses/apartments that just fill up with useless shit that i will never ever ever get rid of. I went VERY minimalist recently, and its quite liberating. I also want to just pick up and go if i get the itch to try new places. That its cheaper also helps.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to catch a show. Movie. Relaxing with a book. Cartooning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just can't get into The Beatles
You should message me if
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You want to laugh. A lot.

You want to spend some time with a nerdy cartoonist/sailor. :)

....and you want someone new and fun to play DrawSomething with.

....who's also not a jerk. And drives a Vespa.

Im ridiculous at the best of times. While my current career is serious, I am certainly not. I see the world through a lens of hilarity, refracting the mundane and stupid into awesome and funny.