Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

Quick Summary: 19 year old tomboy-ish girl who is an intelligent computer nerd, anime lover, cat lover, video gamer, honest, freindly, and kewl among other things. I am very organized and rule-following. I'm against drugs, alcohol, random sex, etc.

The Main Beef:

In real life I'm pretty shy, quiet, and pretty much invisible unless you approach me first. Then I can be sorta talkative and happy and hyper. :3

Online I'm pretty much happy and would looove to talk about random things for hours upon hours. (Or not if you so choose) BUT, I'm horrible at making the first contact. You gotta get me on a subject first or else the conversation will be very awkward. In fact it really irritates me. Why message me and have nothing to talk about? ><

*flash back*
GenericRandomGuy: Hi
Cait: hi o.o
GenericRandomGuy: Sup
Cait: Nothin o_O
GenericRandomGuy: kewlz
*5 mins later*
GenericRandomGuy: g2g bbye.
*end flashback*

A better way of initation a conversation would be like this...

*flashback*
NonGenericGuy: Hello! :D
Cait: Hi :3
NonGeneticGuy: Im [name] from Okcupid! I Just sent you a message and i saw you online so I though I'd just have a chat!
Cait: ooo..
NonGeneticGuy: I really liked your test! It's not what i expected from the title, but it was interesting.
Cait: Yeah thats pretty much a "are you cool IMO" test, LOL.. an.. If i ruled the world where where you stand?\
NonGenericGuy: but you have to be a really cool ruler then and like use all of those as minions to do your dirty work and THEN get rid of them *nod*
Cait: im not that influential im afraid ><
NonGenericGuy: Ohh after reading your profile I downloaded Trickster, but I got lost ><
Cait: I can help you if you'd like me to! :D
*end flash back*

Also Online I have a horrible neurosis of putting a lot of "..."s when i talk, sorry about that. o_o

Umm.. Having fun for me is pretty much having a whole bunch of inside jokes. Play on words and whatnot entertain me greatly for some reason :). Also things like bash.org, things that are completely random, and getting smarterchild to say funny things is pretty interesting. Youtube would also entertain me greatly, but I have dialup, so I have to stick to words. I do tend to play MMORPGS a lot when I can get them downloaded... but I'm not addicted or anything. And no, I have never played Final Fantasy XI or World of Warcraft.

My morals, values, and standards of friendship are very high. Unrealistically high. If you aren't a completely amazing person, then we probably won't get along. For example, contrary to teen-stereotypes, I don't do any sort of alchohol, drugs, or sex. In fact I'm Asexual. No, not like amoebas. :P

What is asexuality, you may ask. A person who doesnt experience sexual attraction to anyone, anywhere, anytime!

As far as lessors misdemeanors go, I dont drive over the speed limit when driving... I'm a defensive driver. I would never do anything thats REALLY against the law. Laws that are completely stupid, for example, I would break, not because I'm some sort of "rebel" but because they are stupid. For example, in Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. That would be one law I would break... (If I were married, lolol)

Pretty much if anything is self harming or potentially self harming, I don't like it and I won't have anything to do with it.

The only thing that isn't self harming that I DISPISE is Larry the Cable Guy / The whole redneck revolution. It's stupid, immature, and teaches people the wrong things. My dad and brother watched the Larry movie once, and it was ridiculous. It was like "LOLOL I farted at an innopropriate time. Im so cool look at me! Im so slick, AHH I am awesome! WAIT WAIT.. OH LOOK SHES GOT A HUGE RACK AHHH lol boobs are cool. Ahhhh boobs. Boobs rawk." Yeah. I don't think so. Er, I also don't like excessive profanity. When it's used to prove a VERY expressive point, then in MODERATION it's... acceptable. But definately not how it's used today.

I'm pretty much like a tomboy. All of my friends tent to be guys. I like guys shirts better than girls. I do not wear MAKEUP. In my opinion, it's completely pointless not to mention EXPENSIVE!!!! I dont own a purse. I have a wallet... that i LOVE XDD... I don't however, share a lot of interests with guys. I don't like racing, cars, or sports. I DO like computers, video games, anime, web design, graphics, etc.

I am however, in some ways very girly. This is so because I'm very emotional when it comes to entertainment. If a character dies, I will most likely cry about it! I'm very sensitive and take things literally unless it's obvious sarcasm. MOST of the time, I don't care what you joke about with me about, I'm very open minded and can take it. I'm afraid of most bugs, change, college, driving, social situations, jobs, among other things. I love animals and stuffed animals. I love sparkly things, shiny things, crystals, etc.

I HATE drama. You know that stupid middle school drama over the STUPIDEST PIDDLY little things like "OMFG YOU STOLE MY BF, I KEEL YOU WITH MY NAILS!" Most arguments occur because of hypocracy, jelously, religion, mutual love interests, undetected sarcasm, and false thoughts. If you just get RID of those stupid things and learn to take a joke, not take things so seriously, everyone would get along much better, lol.

I'm really honest. I hate lying to anyone about anything. I just... can't do it. My friend once asked me "Cait, how do I let down this girl who really likes me and wants to go out with me? I really don't like them, it feels like they're stalking me, and it's creeping me out." I told them "Tell them you don't like them, they're creepy, and you want them to stay away from you". He laughed :P

I don't do the whole ESP thing. If you're gunna talk to me or ask something of me. BE DIRECT. If my dad grunts and says "Bah! I almost have to go comando today!" it's man-ESP for "DO THE GOD DAMNED LAUNDRY". I'd really appreciate it if he just said "Hey Cait can you do laundry today? I'm all out of underwear." I don't know if this is a guy thing? Or a human thing? I haven't had a friend that was a girl in a really long time... so.. *is confuzzled* lol

I like to think of things in terms of reality, in concrete proof. I know that gravity exists because otherwise I'd be floating. I know my cat, Whiteface exists because she is beautiful and I can pet her. I am NOT religious because, HMM, well there's just no proof whatsoever that God and Jesus and whoever existed at all. In fact it goes against all known physics. I like the picture floating around that says "The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinved by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense. I honestly cannot accept that any of that stuff happened. Because it's impossible. Also the belief or whatever that "you should not sin" yet "God will forgive you of all sins". Not to mention most christians are just horrible people going against what Christianity is supposed to be about. In my school the "Christian" group was the ones who went to church, did hard drugs, got pregnant at 16, and got wasted every weekend. Isn't it supposed to be about being kind and goodwilled? I can do that by myself without having some imaginary pervert stalking my every move. Oh yeah and the fact that bad things always happen to good people while child molestors are the ones having amazing lives. If everything was reversed and justice was to be had, then maybe I would believe. But not the way things are now.

I also don't believe there is any point to getting angry at all. Sure you may get frustrated or whatever... but yelling at the people you love or physically hitting things solves nothing at all. In fact it makes things worse. So I thought. Hmmmm. Why not eliminate the "Make it worse" part altogether? Genius eh?

I seriously love animals. I get along with them very well. Even people who have animals that hate everyone, I will get along with. I feel like I can relate to animals more than people.. and I'm even more comfortable around them. My cat, Whiteface, is beautiful and I love her with all my heart. I would much rather spend my days with her rather than at some teenage party or something, lol.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

My life... Hmmm.. well I wrote a 23 page essay (that was not required) on what I could be doing with my life... Unfortunately because Michigan's economy sucks big DragonBallZ, I can't really do anything at the moment.

Ive put in for a job at several locations.. but noone ever calls me back.. so I have no job..

Im going to school.. kinda.. at the moment. Scraping together the last of my moms inheritence money to try and finish up my certificate. The government is no help at all. We don't make enough money to pay for our house without my brother's social security money... Yet the government things we have $5,000 laying around to blow on education each year. Yeahhh right.

I'm going for Graphic Design, potentially Web Design, and eventually if I get enough money, an Associates in Art.

Someday I hope to get enough money to get out of his hellhole of a country, find a nice job and amazing significant other to settle down with and start my life, for real.... And own lots of cats >_> :3

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Hmmm.. I'm really good at hating people who are idiots :D I'm also good at complaining about the injustices in the world and discussing world domination or possibly how to fix them. XP

Iv'e been told I'm good at graphic design, art in general, listening, being an "interactive journal", giving advice, ranting about things, and avoiding conflict at all costs possible.

I'm really good at computers in general. I break em, fix em, perform surgery on em, mix and match to make frankensteins, and find some really ghetto ways to make things work, lol.

o_O I love cleaning house and organizing and that sort of thing. Hey! I am Neurotic afterall ;3

I'm also really good at finding information. I can usually find someones phone number and address given only their last name and state they live in ;3. All stalking aside (lmao), finding general info is easy for me too. This is probably why I had such an easy time in school. 1337 Interwebz searching Skillz.

I learn rather quickly too. Give me a new browser game or social networking site I can prolly have it all figured out within 1/2 hr.

I also teach. In high school I tutored people. I think it's really fun to help people who WANT to know how to learn, to learn.

I do an at least monthly webcomic based upon real things that REAL people have said. It's hillarious. Check it out XP! Addicted To The Interwebz

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

How would I know what people notice about me? I'm not other people!

In my crazy paranoia world, people notice how I look. Ive been told I have pretty eyes, and the most strait teeth as possible.

But my, erm. body shape is anything but desireable in this shallow minded superficial country. If you can not be a complete a-hole and worry more about a person's personality, I could be one of the most amazing people that you'll ever meet ;3.

I also have REALLY really long hair. Cuz long hair rawks.

If someone were to walk into my room, they might assume a 12 year old girl sleeps there, lol. Video games, stuffed animals, crafts, bean bag chair, stained glass, etc. ^^

Well if nothing else, to a "normal American" they would notice that I'm weird. I'm different. I don't like things they like. I have morals, high standards, and dignity. Which is pretty much why I relate mostly to the computer nerd/anime/video game communities. Lots of them aren't so close minded like that XP.

Also one might notice that I'm extremely innocent. Because I'm asexual.. I don't look at porn, or anything of that sort. I like things that a small child might like, rather than what normal teenagers like. Blood, Gore, Shooting, Death? No. I like Happiness, friendship, innocent love, etc. Insted of watching, for example, "Die hard", I'd rather watch The Land Before Time...

Umm.. I've been recently asked this by several people o_O. (Why I DONT KNOW) But I am physically formed all correctly. I don't have webbed feet or an extra leg or anything. The only deformities I have are.. the occasional mole here and there... and of course, the extra squishiness.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

well I'm pretty much going to use this section for specific things I like. Not just books, movies, music, and food.

I loooveee computers, technology, intelligence, video games, anime, sci-fi + fantasy books, randomness, psychology, physics, discovering all my neurosises.. you know, that sort of stuff.

I like taking computers apart and fixing them...

It amazes me about new technology... terabyte hard drivess.. woooowz.. lol. I never have enough money for this sort of thing.. or even old stuff. I recently upgraded to XP, if this tells you anything.

I really hate people who dont have common sense <=\ I just dont get along with them.. and I don't have the patience for them... and I have a LOT of patience! ><

I also play console games.. I have 2 Intellivision, 2 NES, 2 SNES, Sega Master System, 2 Genesis, N64, Sega Saturn, PS1, PS2, Gamecube, Xbox, Game boy color, Game Gear, 3 Game boy Advance 1 Nintendo DS (YESS!! FINALLY GOT ONE!) . The sad thing is.. 90% of those systems were obtained from a garage sale for under 20$ XD!! But I play them all still. Except for the ones that wont turn on, haha. I really like RPGs, Simulation, and Adventure Games though. Especially if they have a looooove plot *drool*. I do NOT like shooters, driving, strategy, etc. Specifics are... Final Fantasy, Lunar, Graffiti Kingdom, Earthbound, Crystalis, Super Mario RPG, Rhapsody, DDR, Karaoke Revolution, Harvest Moon, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon Another Story, Drawn To Life, Pokemon, Brain Age, Dragon warrior, Zelda, Mario, Sonic, Brain Age, Contact, Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime, Yoshi's Island, Kirby (all), MySims, The Sims, Animal Crossing, Lego Starwars/Indiana Jones, Mario Party, Populous, Utopia, Tetris,

The anime/Manga I like is pretty much all loooove based, lol. Especially ones with lots of plot twists. Stuff like this takes me on an emotional rollercoaster that I cant experience in real life. Specifics are.. Chobits, Love Hina, .Hack//sign, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Invader Zim, Hamtaro, FLCL, Orphen, Tsubasa Chronicles, Death Note, Naruto, Shaman King, Hikaru No Go, Tenchi Muyo etc.

I so like some random shows... Firefly, Invasion, Lexx, Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Kimba the white lion, Wonderpets, Mystery Diagnosis, America's funniest pets and people, Most Extreme, Xplay, Attack of the Show...

Some of my favorite movies are Memoirs of a Geisha, Lost in Space, Blue Lagoon, Sunshine, Howl's moving Castle, Spirited Away, Grave of the fireflies, My neighbor Totoro, anything by Studio Ghibli, Austin Powers, The Fifth Element, RENT, Serenity, The Princess and the Goblin, Serenity, The Lion King, Kiki's Delivery Service, Stargate, etc. too many to list, lol.

My favorite part of physics is cosmology/astonomy. I love how there's so much stuff out there thats bigger than us.. possibly more powerfull etc. It makes the trivial things in real life seem so insignificant. I dont like trivial things, lol.. so this is perhaps why.

I love fantasy/sci fi books and movies.. My favorite authors are William Sleator, Roald Dahl, and Rodman Philbrick. All of their work is amaaaazing, lol. Some specifics are.. A wrinkle in time, intersteller pig, memoirs of a geisha, howl's moving castle, inkheart, dragon rider, harry potter, gregor the overlander, the boy who reversed himself, the last book in the universe, the supernaturalist, The warriors Series, My side of the mountain series, Hatchet series, and more. I love to read! Mostly Juvenille Ficiton

Food, ehh.. I find it hard to talk about, because of how I look. I guess in the eyes of a 13 year old boy it's not right for a fat person to talk about food they like, LOL.

but assuming you're not a superficial a-hole..

I like spicy chicken, chicken in general, pasta, ramen, pork, steak, eggplant, moral mushrooms, potatos, etc.

Some foods I don't like are.. lettuce, tomatos, bacon, ham, physical onions (onion taste is fine, just cant stand the texture), meatloaf, potato salad, macaroni salad, I could go on and on, lol.

Drinks... I like pink lemonade, regular lemonade, iced tea, sun tea, grapefruit pop, mountain dew pitch black II, Sierra mist cranberry, water from drinking fountains, milk.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Air, water, space, home, toilet paper, money (to support toilet paper and home fund?)

anything other than that I could really make do without.

Even though technology is my life, I could defiantely live without it. My friends say that it's impossible. But if I had something better to do than be on my computer, than it would be entirely possible ;3

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Life, psychology, animals, life and death (im not emo or nothin :O), friendship, my future, neuroses, cats, laundry, humanity...

..and WORLD DOMINATION :O

.... and wheither or not I'll ever find someone who can tolerate lil ol me ^^'

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Sitting on my computer... Out dollar store hopping... playing board games... playing video games... or watching movies, lol

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Im asexual. but you already knew that. Some people have issues with admitting their sexuality, but I dont.

In my opinion, im looking for someone who is amazing.. who has an amazing personality, and will accept me for who I am.

Weither this person is a girl or a boy, I care not.

though I usually find guys MORE attractive than girls 95/100 times... But as I said before, it doesn't matter to me ^^

You should message me if Propose an edit

If you think you'd get along with me... and you think I'm cool or something... If you for some strange, unearthly reason are attracted to me. If you just wanna be friends ^^.. Or if you'd like a playing parter for the MMORPG, Trickster Online. Im level 147 and I know everything XD.

Or if you happen to be DaZeD hahah he's awesome :O

Im on MSN,AIM, and Xfire mostly.. but i do have YIM and ICQ available upon request XP I also have myspace, facebook, friendster, etc.

But yeah. Give me a message, even if you just wanna talk or something :3 I dont bite unless you bite first XD

I ish waiting :O

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