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caitlin5080898

29 F Tivoli, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I own a small dress shop in Rhinebeck and make some of the dresses myself when I can. Although I love what I do, I'm not a particular fashion enthusiast. I like interacting with people that come into my shop. You'd be surprised how much you can learn about human nature by watching and helping women shop for clothing. Or maybe you wouldn't. I don't know. I also love owning my own business. It kind of allows me to impose my own brand of weirdness on the world, from which, if I may say so, I think the world benefits.

Trying to describe my personality on the internet is possibly the most unpleasant task I can imagine.

Forced to do so, I suppose I'll say the following: Serious yet whimsical. Slightly neurotic at times. Loves cause and effect. Generally frustrated when presented with effect and no cause. Creative. Earnest.

I think some of my "explanations" accompanying the various questions on this website probably convey a bit more about who I am and how I think. So I guess you can read those if you like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arguing
Whistling
Cooking
Logic puzzles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tornado of greatness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mahler
Bach
Classical music in general
Leonard Cohen
John Prine
Joe Ely
Loretta Lynn
Otis Redding
Sam Cooke
Waylon Jennings
Terry Allen
David Foster Wallace
Nassim Taleb

Generally any sort of pop science (meaning more the James Gleick/Douglas Hofstadter/Dava Sobel sort of thing rather than the mythbusters/freakonomics sort of thing)

Evolutionary psychology, cognitive science

Malcolm Gladwell (I'm not proud of this, but there it is. For what it's worth, I don't actually read his books. I listen to them on tape while running through the woods. They're entertaining, ok? By the way, http://malcolmgladwellbookgenerator.com/)
You should message me if
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At risk of sounding just horrible, I'm a very thoughtful and analytic person. It's not that I don't value honesty, kindness, humor, creativity, etc. I just already know lots of people with those qualities. I don't know too many people who can keep up with me in a conversation about complex and abstract topics (or rather, none to whom I'm attracted). So that's what I'm looking for on this website. I really am not a complete intellectual snob in person. For the purposes of this online dating thing, however, I've kind of decided to be one. Sorry.

So as to avoid wasting anyone's time, please message me only if you have something truly substantive to say or ask.

I am absolutely not interested in:
1) your opinion of my physical appearance.
2) anything gleaned solely from a photograph.
3) anything akin to "Hey how are you?".
4) anything not written in proper English.