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26 / F / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
- Most of the time I think this is fun. Other times it's more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_F0Gqe0_o
- I like puns and "dad jokes".
- I have a very poor filter.
- I love being outside and marathoning TV shows on netflix.
- I usually order whiskey.
- I served with Americorps in Houston, TX for a year (teaching such random subjects as robotics and forensic science to middle schoolers) and still volunteer weekly.
- I'm equally as sassy as I am kind.
- I'm a big fan of beards.
- I'm pro-Oxford comma, since that seems to be a thing here and I'm an ENFP since that also seems to be a thing here.
- I listen to a lot of the Fleetwood Mac pandora station.
- If I could, I'd walk everywhere.
- I love airports and road trips-- I've been to 35 US states and plan to take on all 50 in the next few years.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a teacher at a school for kids on the autism spectrum. My days involve a lot of high fives and dance parties and Space Jam clips on youtube. My job requirements also include taking an occasional punch and saying things like "Identify your butt" & "Identify your penis" with a straight face. Sometimes, I do more serious stuff like teach kids art and music and how to distinguish emotions and communicate with their parents. I feel very lucky to have so much love for what I do.

And also, we have a BALL PIT!

I recently drove 950 miles in 3 days because I felt like seeing new things and breathing fresh air.
I’m really good at
untying knots
easing tension through humor
playing catch
changing song lyrics
being a friend
The first things people usually notice about me
... I'd like to think it's that I'm enjoying myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE SNL NO MATTER HOW "BAD" IT GETS. Friday Night Lights, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, How to Make it in America, Swamp People, Louie, Mad Men, Party Down, SVU, Freaks and Geeks, HIMYM, Homeland

BOOKS: Freedom- Jonathan Franzen, Invisible Man- Ralph Ellison, Ragtime- E.L Doctorow, Middlesex- Jefferey Eugenedis, The World According to Garp- John Irving, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius- Dave Eggers, What is the What- Dave Eggers, Blink- Malcolm Gladwell, ANYTHING by David Sedaris, A Walk In The Woods- Bill Bryson

MOVIES- Wet Hot American Summer (I think probably my all time favorite), Some Like it Hot, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, You've Got Mail, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, The Jerk, Annie Hall. There are so, so many others.

MUSIC: my tastes include (but are not limited to): Frank Ocean, Chiddy Bang, The Who, Passion Pit, Drake, Lil Wayne, Matt & Kim, Rilo Kiley, The Zombies, The Doors, Metric, Regina Spektor, Jets to Brazil, Frank Sinatra, Duke Ellington, Fleetwood Mac, Talib Kweli, Sufjan Stevens, Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, The Smiths, Kendrick Lamar, Simon and Garfunkel, Jay-Z, J Cole, Paul Simon Janis Joplin, Tupac, Sarah Vaughn, Belle and Sebastian, Otis Redding, Journey , People Under The Stairs, The Rolling Stones, Wyclef, The Roots, Smokey Robinson, The Shirelles, Sam & Dave, Tiger Tunes, Black Star, Andrew Bird, Madeleine Peyroux, Stars, MGMT, The Kinks, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Beatles, Wynton Marsalis, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, The Weeknd, Springsteen, Jeff Buckley, Childish Gambino, The Eagles, Hall & Oates, Steve Martin, Leonard Bernstein

FOOD: Chicken fingers, seaweed in any form, hummus, Hot sauce on anything. I dig trying new and interesting foods/restaurants. And I could eat sushi multiple times a week.
The six things I could never do without
1) comedy
2) affection
3) Chapstick
4) MUSIC! making and listening
5) GIFs
6) my carabiner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- http://io9.com/study-finds-bearded-men-are-more-attractive-proves-my-493130473

- freecabinporn.com (don't worry, totally SFW)
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't know about Friday nights, but lately my weekends have consisted of a lot of walking around and exploring Park Slope, Prospect Park, Red Hook, Greenpoint/Williamsburg (where most of my best friends live) and various bridges around the city. Also, baseball games. I've been to Citi Field twice in the past month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
instagram.com/__caitlin

Also, no one ever believes me when I say this, but I'm a little shy.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to meet for a drink. :)

Also:
you're a MAN
you're not too fancy
you give excellent hugs
you like doing activities
you're happy, kind and openminded (and also a little snarky)
you're balanced
you're feelin' it