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27 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:21pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Am I supposed to hate writing self summaries? I don't.

I'm equally as kind as I am sassy.

I like being outside, walking everywhere and doing activities.

I have a fairly dry sense of humor and respond best to puns and dad jokes.

NJ->DE->TX->NY. I've been here for 3 years and I think of this as home, but I am a big fan of road tripping and experiencing other places. In the past few months, I've been to both the New Orleans and Montreal jazz fests.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a teacher at a school for kids on the autism spectrum. My job requirements include taking an occasional punch, giving high fives, playing basketball and watching Space Jam clips on youtube. Sometimes, I do more serious stuff like teach kids reading and music and math and how to distinguish emotions and communicate with their parents.

And also, we have a ball pit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
untying knots
easing tension
playing catch
traveling alone
seeing the big picture
finding ways to not be bored
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

(probably the same things you just noticed about me.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE SNL. Friday Night Lights, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, How to Make it in America, Swamp People, Louie, Mad Men, Party Down, SVU, Freaks and Geeks, HIMYM, Homeland, Archer

BOOKS: Freedom- Jonathan Franzen, Invisible Man- Ralph Ellison, Ragtime- E.L Doctorow, Middlesex- Jefferey Eugenedis, The World According to Garp- John Irving, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius- Dave Eggers, What is the What- Dave Eggers, Blink- Malcolm Gladwell, ANYTHING by David Sedaris, A Walk In The Woods- Bill Bryson

MOVIES- Wet Hot American Summer (I think probably my all time favorite), Some Like it Hot, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, You've Got Mail, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, The Jerk, Annie Hall. There are so, so many others.

MUSIC: my tastes include (but are not limited to): Frank Ocean, Chiddy Bang, The Who, Passion Pit, Drake, Bonnie Raitt, Matt & Kim, Rilo Kiley, The Zombies, The Doors, Metric, Regina Spektor, Jets to Brazil, Frank Sinatra, Duke Ellington, Funkadelic, Fleetwood Mac, Talib Kweli, Sufjan Stevens, Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, The Smiths, Kendrick Lamar, Simon and Garfunkel, Jay-Z, J Cole, Paul Simon Janis Joplin, Tupac, Sarah Vaughn, Belle and Sebastian, Otis Redding, Journey , People Under The Stairs, The Rolling Stones, Wyclef, The Roots, Smokey Robinson, The Shirelles, Sam & Dave, Tiger Tunes, Black Star, Andrew Bird, Madeleine Peyroux, Stars, MGMT, The Kinks, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Beatles, Wynton Marsalis, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, The Weeknd, Springsteen, Jeff Buckley, Childish Gambino, The Eagles, Hall & Oates, Steve Martin, Leonard Bernstein

FOOD: Chicken fingers, greek yogurt, kale, hummus, Hot sauce on anything. Im always down to try new and interesting foods/restaurants. And I could eat sushi or thai food multiple times a week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about things I'd rather not do without:
1) comedy
2) affection
3) Chapstick
4) Airbnb
5) taking walks
6) Memorial Day through Christmas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best names for dogs of various breeds.
also, (don't worry, totally SFW. and, you're welcome.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A bunch of recent Fridays have consisted of a low key happy hour followed by tipsy grocery shopping at Trader Joes and then putting on PJs, cooking and Netflixing. I'm not mad.

Or else, probably some combination of:
whiskey, beer, cocktails, friends, comedy, low key bars, live music, new restaurants, theater, taking a walk, dancin', Seamless, reading, sleeping..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite part of the day is legitimately when I get to choose which podcast to listen to before I go to bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to get a drink. :)

you're a MAN.
you give wonderful hugs.
you like doing activities.
you're happy, kind and openminded (and also a little snarky).
you're balanced.
you think that getting some whiskey and riding the staten island ferry would be a great second date.
You're cool with listening to a lot of Fleetwood Mac.
you're proud of your beard (not necessary, but appreciated).
You're nice to waiters.
you'd like to recommend some good and/or new music to me.
you think you're sponge-worthy.
you're feelin' it.