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caitlin__

26 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm equally as kind as I am sassy.

I like Fleetwood Mac, being outside and doing activities.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a teacher at a school for kids on the autism spectrum. My job requirements include taking an occasional punch and saying things like "Identify your butt" & "Identify your penis" with a straight face. My days also involve a lot of high fives and basketball and Space Jam clips on youtube. Sometimes, I do more serious stuff like teach kids reading and music and math and how to distinguish emotions and communicate with their parents.

And also, we have a ball pit!
I’m really good at
untying knots
easing tension
singing
playing catch
traveling alone
swimming
seeing the big picture
finding ways to not be bored
canoeing
baking
The first things people usually notice about me
My smirk and maybe ethnic ambiguity. Glasses, if I'm wearing them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE SNL. Friday Night Lights, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, How to Make it in America, Swamp People, Louie, Mad Men, Party Down, SVU, Freaks and Geeks, HIMYM, Homeland, Archer

BOOKS: Freedom- Jonathan Franzen, Invisible Man- Ralph Ellison, Ragtime- E.L Doctorow, Middlesex- Jefferey Eugenedis, The World According to Garp- John Irving, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius- Dave Eggers, What is the What- Dave Eggers, Blink- Malcolm Gladwell, ANYTHING by David Sedaris, A Walk In The Woods- Bill Bryson

MOVIES- Wet Hot American Summer (I think probably my all time favorite), Some Like it Hot, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, You've Got Mail, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, The Jerk, Annie Hall. There are so, so many others.

MUSIC: my tastes include (but are not limited to): Frank Ocean, Chiddy Bang, The Who, Passion Pit, Drake, Bonnie Raitt, Matt & Kim, Rilo Kiley, The Zombies, The Doors, Metric, Regina Spektor, Jets to Brazil, Frank Sinatra, Duke Ellington, Fleetwood Mac, Talib Kweli, Sufjan Stevens, Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, The Smiths, Kendrick Lamar, Simon and Garfunkel, Jay-Z, J Cole, Paul Simon Janis Joplin, Tupac, Sarah Vaughn, Belle and Sebastian, Otis Redding, Journey , People Under The Stairs, The Rolling Stones, Wyclef, The Roots, Smokey Robinson, The Shirelles, Sam & Dave, Tiger Tunes, Black Star, Andrew Bird, Madeleine Peyroux, Stars, MGMT, The Kinks, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Beatles, Wynton Marsalis, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, The Weeknd, Springsteen, Jeff Buckley, Childish Gambino, The Eagles, Hall & Oates, Steve Martin, Leonard Bernstein

FOOD: Chicken fingers, greek yogurt, kale, hummus, Hot sauce on anything. Im always down to try new and interesting foods/restaurants. And I could eat sushi or thai food multiple times a week.
The six things I could never do without
How about things I wouldn't want to do without:
1) comedy
2) affection
3) Chapstick
4) music, both making and listening
5) taking walks
6) hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The best names for dogs of various breeds.
also, freecabinporn.com (don't worry, totally SFW. and, you're welcome.)
On a typical Friday night I am
A bunch of recent Fridays have consisted of a low key happy hour followed by tipsy grocery shopping at Trader Joes and then putting on PJs, cooking and Netflixing. I'm not mad.

Or else, probably some combination of:
whiskey, beer, cocktails, friends, comedy, low key bars, live music, new restaurants, theater, taking a walk, dancin', Seamless, reading, sleeping..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently added 3 Taylor Swift songs and 2 Kesha songs to my workout playlist.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to meet for drinks. :)

Also:
you're a MAN.
you give excellent hugs.
you like doing activities.
you're happy, kind and openminded (and also a little snarky).
you're balanced.
You're cool with listening to a lot of Fleetwood Mac.
you're proud of your beard (not necessary, but appreciated).
you'd like to recommend some good and/or new music to me.
you think you're sponge-worthy.
you're feelin' it.