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calamaitylynn

58 F Joplin, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Independent, educated lady, retired RN, own my home in the country. Family, friends, flowers & serenity in my life make my world go round. I live alone (but don't have time to be lonely) with my critters in the woods, both those that claim me and those that yip, howl, snort, hoot & tweet in my valley as they pass thru. No room in my life for whiners, addicts,drunks, and dishonorable men. My self-respect and respect for others is very important; am not judgmental, I am very broad-minded, enjoy stimulating conversations-especially the "devil's advocate" role, played by either party, and always open to new ideas/viewpoints. Basically a blue jeans lady but they are always ironed & creased when I leave the house; not adverse to "dolling up" but that would require a shopping trip & that is NOT a favorite activity unless it's for antiques or treasures in a junk shop. Avid Chiefs fan..win or lose!
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how to plant everything I want to plant & where to put it. Attempting to read all the books in the library. And spend hours daily watching & feeding the assorted wild-life in my little part of the world. Ramble about in the woods daily & always find something new & interesting. Researching family tree (s) and refinishing antique furniture. Making each of my girls a quilt.
I’m really good at
Gardening, bowling, cooking, scrabble and learning new "stuff" as in fly fishing. If I like an activity, then I work at it till "I'm good at"whatever. Oops, that sounds a tad egotistic/narcissistic-(not me in the least) I work at it till I am satisfied w/my results.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a kick out of life, laugh & smile and look nicer in "real life" than my photos, so I've been told! Alas, my photogenic genes were delivered elsewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Avid reader w/eclectic tastes (no romance or fantasy,) most music except for rap crap, love Il Divo,-Patsy Cline, Hiwaymen, Kristofferson, OLD country music and blues. Food-anything not fried and that I can pronounce & definitely no raw fish.
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate, my home in the country, coffee from freshly ground beans, good books, good music, my family: not withstanding Maslov's "Heirarchy of Needs"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fast I could spend a million bucks!
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I did on Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I occasionally take a swig of milk straight from the jug and sample my de-glazing wine the same way! Why dirty a glass?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 55–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't wear a ball cap/give-away cap indoors & you put the "seat" down and you see the glass/mug/cup half full. Not into 1-night stands and /or casual sex; but can be passionate, with the right man and all my parts still work just fine (yeah)!! And if you are a fly-fisherman and have the patience required to further my very nominal skills, wow, we need to chat!