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calandale1

47 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm close to insane. Probably a narcissist. Almost definitely have Asperger's syndrome. I do love old board wargames and will play almost any games. As far as relations go I can be both violent and tender. Not a safe choice by any means.

Came to an interesting realization. My dancing and rages are the
same shit. And, 'tis remarkably similar to the effects that people
experience whilst undergoing PCP trips. Moreover, my delusions are
likely similar to hallucinogens (for normal folk - drugs affect me oddly). I wonder why people
choose to live completely drug-free, if they can't have this naturally.
Though, the loss of control would bother me, I honestly never have
been able to understand how they can exist without the kind of passion
that I experience, yet see in so few.

Ah, it still wants more. What more is there that can be expressed here in words though? To know me is either to love or to hate me (or perhaps in between). Vanity is a virtue (along with most of the so-called deadly sins).

Wondering why these quizzes rate me so highly on drug use. Yeah, I drink some, I smoke tobacco constantly, but I seem to rate up with fairly hardcore users. Crap, I don't even smoke pot anymore. I tried a couple of things when young (and I eat poisonous things - but not for the effect, rather to develop an immunity), but I'm pretty damned boring now. I won't even take aspirin.

Not even bloody sure why I'm here. I have an internet addiction and tend to hang out, playing on fora. Showed up originally, just for the quizzes, but eventually started contemplating the idea of meeting someone over the net (after falling a couple of times - just to test the waters :P). But, 'tis bloody unlikely that I'll find a match - here or anywhere. My standards are probably too high - top on the list: immortality. :D

I guess I should say more of what I'm looking for, since it's kinda strange. First off, you should have a certain intellectual playfulness - especially when it comes to word use. This has the added benefit of being a good sign that your mind is sharp enough to pursue some of my interests. A free spirit is also a good sign - because my beliefs are kinda hard to handle.

Currently, I'm in an married, but looking for a potential third.

I am sub genius, lustful, and tender
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trashpicking. :)

Not Dancing - since the weak little 80's night I found here died
(gods, I miss Eugene), I started following a few local bands, but that wasn't really working. Damne. Wish I could find a place to dance.

Still telling people their code sucks, but proving it by hacking them.

Getting back to my grognard roots - even investigated a touch of eurogaming (doesn't seem for me, in general, but there are some worth bothering with).

http://www.youtube.com/user/calandale - whether grognard, fine filly for my fantasies, or merely troll.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being depressive. Dancing (mine own style). Acting. Reading aloud.
Disbelieving in everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Clothes. I dress oddly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Gormengast, a lot of old sci-fi (Zelazny, Heinlein, Asimov, Van Vogt, etc)

(b)Walker, Repo Man, Young Guns, Blue Velvet.

(c) BOC, Tull, Who, Yes, Zebra, Stones, Bowie

Asia - pretty much classic rock/ early '80's

(d) Willing to try most anything. I eat boring on my own though.

(e) Favorite Games: These deserve mention. Go is the best game ever.
Many traditional card games count as the greatest fun.
I'll do a euro or family style here and there.
But the focus is on simulations. Mainly military, but definitely
into others as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my insanity games pipe

That's about all that I can think of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death. Love. The wind*.

What silly thing to wear on the couple of days that I get dressed.

Whether I actually want to share my life again.
Not sure I can love as I once did. Very concerned
that less would NOT be worth it.

* No, this DOESN'T mean I fart a lot. :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I WAS dancing.

My illness cut that,
and the place I went died,
for lack of my glorious presence.

Must find a new place.

Finding THEM rather than there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have exceedingly low self-esteem. Most narcissists do.

Plus - I'm better than sliced beer. :D
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think that insanity is fun, and you are near.

Hell, I'm available for the curious, as well.

And, any fellow grognards, feel free.
Some interesting stuff for y'all here: http://www.youtube.com/user/calandale

As to relationships, you shouldn't mind me
saying, "oh hey, there's this girl...she wants
to watch...don't worry too much though, I
keep her tied in the corner, and if you don't
get too close, she won't bite."

Finally see how the 'available' option works now. :P
Guess I'll break down and enact it.

Turns out I rather married 'this girl'.
But, I'm bigamous by nature (well, seeking a triad),
so, if you're interested....

I probably will reply to nearly anything.
Though, if there's no spark, the conversation
will die. I'm not exactly the kind who can keep
one going, on chit chat.