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29 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:26pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working on my MFA at Columbia. Looking for trouble and stealing your best words for short story ammo. Is noir dead in the new century? Did video really kill the radio star? I guess we'll find out.

Update: Guess who is now a Master of Fine Arts?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
terrible decision-making and extravagant story-telling. Do you know what the word extrafalaria means? Como se ha dicho en cantinas desde hace años, quiero mentir extrafalariamente.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the shifty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Paco Ignacio Taibo II, Pynchon, Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Garcia Marquez, Hunter S. Thompson, Mayra Santos Febres, Luis Rafael Sanchez, Jalal Toufic, Marosa di Giorgio, Bruno Shultz, Renata Adler, Italo Calvino, Junot Díaz, Anne Carson, Etgar Keret

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios, El Infierno, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Trotsky, Lars and the Real Girl, Pulp Fiction, noir in general, Shawn of the Dead, all of La India María's movies.

Music: Wax Tailor, Melanie Fiona, Metric, Basement Jaxx, Bitter Sweet, the Pierces, Air, the Knife, Skip James, the Bug, Roberta Flack, Calle 13, B.B. King, Al Green, Andrew Bird, Robyn, Santigold, Gnarls Barkley, etc.

Food: give it to me exquisite-style.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hot sauce, good books, a computer, running water, and the desert sky. Haha I can't count to six!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bright beats and a tight kick sound
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All I want lately is to drink martinis and eat oysters and talk about the sea.
You should message me if
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you do palm readings or design labyrinths or know all seven secret herbs and spices. Or if you have a way with words.

Gentlemen, I'm a sucker for tall, dark, and handsome. The taller, darker, and handsomer, the better.

Ladies, take-charge femmes make me swoon.

Couples, sorry Charlie, that ain't my thang.