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calculandsverk

32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Latvian (Poorly), Maori (Fluently), Urdu (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Certified deep sea pro
What I’m doing with my life
Non profiteering as a grant writer, for profiteering as a ghost writer. The rest of the time I work at churches doing clerical work! I'm also a music teacher and a dishwasher and sometimes I sleep. I made a bunch of $ back in the day with the early days of Internet and I'm still fed money like a goat in a petting zoo from Screen Actors Guild, so I do what I can these days to work as hard as I can to make others happy, especially you.
I’m really good at
Enthusiastic night walks. Lasagna? Don't know how to make it.
The six things I could never do without
My spleen works semimechanically. So I guess I need that. The other five are completely superfluous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about spending a lot of time thinking about this
On a typical Friday night I am
Carmen San Diego. Guess where I'm at!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
private things are reserved for private places.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Everything we do and everywhere we go is edible but don't eat me!