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cale1333

37 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I think I'd best describe myself as a laid-back (pseudo) intellectual with a great sense of humor. I like making people laugh whenever possible, but I'm also somewhat quiet and reserved, (which makes for an interesting duality). I've never been married, although I came close once, and I don't have any kids...

I enjoy reading, occasionally writing, seeing good movies and going out various places. My clubbing days are pretty much behind me, (which is good considering I can't dance), however, I can probably be easily convinced into doing just about anything else.
What I’m doing with my life
Existential life in working in office space...for now, anyway.
I’m really good at
Finding humor in practically anything. I'd say I have kind of a dry, witty, sarcastic sense of humor...if you've ever read articles on The Onion, I've been told it's similar to that. (The Onion is awesome, btw!)

I'm also a wealth of useless knowledge...go ahead, ask me something!
The first things people usually notice about me
My face...? My eyes, I suppose, followed by a wry smile...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (favorites) -
The Stranger
The Myth of Sisyphus
Being and Nothingness
Nausea
Catch-22
Slaughterhouse Five
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
anything written by Hunter S. Thompson

Music -
Pearl Jam
Chevelle
Bob Dylan
Nirvana
The Beatles
John Lennon
Breaking Benjamin
Linkin Park
Nine Inch Nails
The six things I could never do without
Electricity
Love
Rock Music (alternative, classic, modern)
Books
Starbucks
The New York Mets (even though they only make me miserable)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the Universe and Everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe this is where you might come in...?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're kind, loving and caring. If you like to laugh and if you take an interest in the world around you, then feel free to message me.