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calebjoel

36 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Nope, no way, I hate laughing. It could potentially cause a vitamin C deficiency.

One of my best traits is that I am very energy efficient with electricity. I never use lights in my house at night, (it works fine to just feel around for things in the dark).

I collect coupons. It's my passion. I don't use them, I just keep them in shoeboxes.

I am sort of a celebrity, it's kind of a big deal. You may have seen me in commercials for happystep velcro shoes, (well, my feet anyway). I am the stunt double for the old guy walking in the park.

;-) Ok, yes, I'm teasing. I treat life with imagination and soul which means sometimes I am required to be extremely serious about the things that require it, but most of the time I am free to joke around.

The boring details: I fought a battle that isn't finished and I am living my ultimate dream by making it reality. It's as close to magic as we can get. It's not a maze, it's a mansion, full of adventure and delight.

I am very much interested in meeting an elegant intellectual woman with whom and for whom the world stops; A woman whose heart could tame a tiger.

The rest is privileged information and you have to know the secret password. Hint: It's not the word, it's the emotion behind it.
What I’m doing with my life
Funding the experience, seeing the world, thinking about long term plans.
I’m really good at
Ringing bells
The first things people usually notice about me
The sun is too bright to make out the detail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Once and Future king, A Dying Earth, Alice in Wonderland, The Call of Cthulhu, Hemingway short stories, Emerson, Edgar Allan Poe, Harry Potter, Mitochondrial Eve, Melville, Thoreau, Guns Germs and Steel, any non-fiction about evolution/physics/philosophy/history, Dr. Suess (if you don't know that his stuff is genius, you aren't)
The six things I could never do without
food
water
an atmosphere of N2, O2, and CO2, 32-120 degrees, at 22.92-800 (in. Hg)
the labyrinth of wonder that is the female soul
land
spices
etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The subtle distictions between my Judo throws and my Lindy Hop turns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Up in the ivory tower eating an Italian sandwich and painting a portrait of the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I quote spanish channel soap operas in my sleep "Una Chica! Una Chico!, Una problemo muy escandeloso!"

;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If during the duration of reading this profile, you never once got the urge to say: "go _local sports team_".