I am sarcastic.
The subjects that most interesting to me are also the least politically correct. They are, in no particular order, politics, religion/philosophy, and science.
I believe myself to be a "nice guy", perhaps this is one of my greatest faults.
I am not particularly shy, but I can sometimes take a bit to warm up to someone. Either that or I can try too hard. Forgive me, I'm looking for my "Sally Field" moment.
I feel I have used "I" far too many times. Might I suggest you treat this as a mad lib, replace "I" with anything you wish. Note: Grammar may become humorous.
Of all the web pages on all the websites in all the world you stumbled onto mine...