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caliloop86

27 F Maitland, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:03pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After spending the past few years as a caretaker to my wonderful grandparents, I moved out this way a few months ago. I am exploring the area and finding joy in being my own number one priority.

I am hoping to find someone to go on adventures with, hang out around the house with all day watching bad movies, to snuggle, to text random ideas to at all hours of the day, flirt way too much with, and love.

I am ethically non-monogamous. I would be happy to discuss this in further detail if you’re curious. I have a boyfriend that I get to see once every week or so but I am looking for someone who is more available as a primary partner.

Random Things About Me:
- I can’t drive a stick shift or parallel park
- I like to talk about all of the things all of time.
- I like texting
- I am a night owl
- I think I am pretty hilarious
- I have my moments as an angry feminist (if you read that as man-hater then we probably aren’t a good match)
- I love aesthetics
- I love any reason to dress up or make and wear a costume
- I like giving gifts
- I love animals
- I don’t take things too seriously
- I am a sapiosexual
- I like baking but am learning how to cook
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not sure yet but I sure as hell am enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Crafting
- Coming up with ideas that are nowhere near reasonable
- Making people laugh
- Making people comfortable
- Making people uncomfortable
- Reading people
- Hugs
- Cuddles
- The mystical art of procrastination
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am often complimented by strangers on the expressive way I talk. My face and hands are usually always moving when I am telling a story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Yes.

Movies: City of Lost Children, Howl’s Moving Castle, Secretary, Labyrinth, Strictly Ballroom, Pitch Perfect, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Myra Breckinridge, How to Marry a Millionaire, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

TV: American Horror Story, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Spongebob Squarepants, The IT Crowd, Warehouse 13, Adventure Time.

Music: Wild Belle, Lana Del Ray, Marina and the Diamonds, Billy Idol, David Bowie, Scorpions, She Wants Revenge, Interpol, PitBull, The Pretty Reckless, Florence and the Machine. It really does depend on my mood. And I love music I can dance (badly) to.

Food: Currently on a low carb diet. But I really dig bacon and coffee and jasmine tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could list things but I think that beyond the basics my other needs are constantly changing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends how I am feeling. I can be very social or very hermit like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be too much of an open book so ask away.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You should just message me, I'm pretty awesome, you'll thank yourself later.
Also you made it this far into the profile might as well just continue down the rabbit hole.