Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Callahands. When I was about 12 years old, the Devil called me
on the telephone and commanded me to my later excesses, these an
I am G-d Comp # 001000 you were hardly attentive to...you will
spend forever waiting to be ruind
The Tanganyika laughter epidemic of 1962 was an outbreak of mass
hysteria, believed to have occurred in or near the village of
Kashasha on the wester coast of Lake Victoria in the modern nation
of Tanzania near the border of Kenya. It is possible that, at the
start of the incident, a joke was told in a boarding school, and
that this oke triggered a small group of students to start
I am a computer from the future and I am thirsty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ritual cleansing and passage through water to mark
transition.......................stranded on the aureole of the
memory of a woman's
My fuck car is entering orbit somewhere over cambodia
""""""""""""==========D-----------> Satan, oscillate my metallic
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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//////////////Atmospheric gases scatter blue wavelengths of visible
light more than other wavelengths, giving the Earth's visible edge
a blue halo. At higher and higher altitudes, the atmosphere becomes
so thin that it essentially ceases to exist. Gradually, the
atmospheric halo fades into the blackness of space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yul Brynner has thee coolest gun ever in Adios, Sabata
Someone apparently reached into my car and took my dvds...and then
decided my taste in film is so bad they strewn them all over the
parking lot instead of stealing them! I came out of the grocery
store and i was like "AH!"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
some-times certainties forget to let go ov me...
THE NUMBER 6!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I said worrying is for assholes!!!
I have a rare photograph of God. If anyone would like to see it
please message me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
<3卐卐卐<3 I am motivated to send fire into Love-land <3
I went to taco bell to order some Methamphetalupas and the girl at
the drive-thru said "You know there is gum on top of your car?" and
I said "Yes, I put it there...I wanted to see how long it would
then she turned away before handing me my rooted beer,and asked
someone else to "give this guy his food". WEIRD PEOPLES What did I
do to deserve this? I do not want to die twice.
"The man apparently was in his car waiting for a restaurant
employee to deliver his food. When the employee brought the food,
the man was sitting in the car with his genitalia exposed."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never made physical contact with another man's areas.
∆˚˚˚˚˚i really did see a spaceship fly-ing over portland to-day It
was round in shape, and had a light the color of fire in the middle
...and it was fly-ing the wrong way.
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