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25 M Hamilton, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:17am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Re-write forthcoming.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently on medical leave from the University for the semester, but am endeavoring to keep busy. So, I am undertaking a little idle thesis work in preparation for my return, partaking in a little personal writing, catching up with my own, substantial, reading list, maintaining my language proficiencies, and so on.
I’m really good at
• Doodling
• The Guitar
• Brewing tea
• Reading quickly
• Reciting erotic poetry
• Navigating through crowds
• Towering over said same crowds
• Sustaining an iron focus when required
• Using Latin in common place conversation
• The research and writing of academic papers
• Maintaining precariously balanced stacks of books
• Making obscure, obtuse, and obfuscating references
• Not getting ink on my fingers while filling fountain pens
• Appearing ever more elegantly dishevelled as the day wears on
The first things people usually notice about me
Beyond being quite tall, I have repeatedly been informed that I possess a "sad face", despite the relative frequency of this remark I will never be entirely sure as to how I am to take this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mason & Dixon, Gravity's Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon), Titus Groan, Gormenghast, Titus Alone (Mervyn Peake), A History of Orgies (Burgo Partridge), La vie de Gargantua et de Pantagruel (François Rabelais), Il Decameron, cognominato Prencipe Galeotto (Giovanni Boccaccio), The Canterbury Tales (Geoffrey Chaucer), Simplicius Simplicissimus (Hans Jakob Christoffel von Grimmelshausen), Mémoires d'Hadrien (Marguerite Yourcenar), Les Chants de Maldoror (Comte de Lautréamont), Vahtek (William Thomas Beckford), Amores, Metamorphoses, Ars Amatoria, (Ovid), The Aetia and epigrams of Callimachus, The Latin elegy of Catullus, Propertius, & Tibullus, Histories (Herodotus), The erotic poetry found in Bk. XII of the Anthologia Graeca, Les Fleurs du Mal (Charles Baudelaire), Anabasis Alexandri (Arrian), History of the Peloponnesian War (Thucydides), Illiad, Odyssey (Homer), La Nausée (John Paul Sartre), Crash (J.G. Ballard), La Chute (Albert Camus), Götzen-Dämmerung, oder, Wie man mit dem Hammer philosophiert (Friedrich Nietzsche), La philosophie dans le boudoir (Marquis de Sade), The poetry of: William Blake, John Donne, Dylan Thomas, Georg Trakl, Lord Byron, Percy Bysshe Shelley, W.H. Auden, W.B. Yeats, & Phillip Larkin (among others), The Greek Tragedians: Aeschylus, Sophocles, & Euripides, J.R.R Tolkien, The Alexander Romance in its many guises and permutations.

I also read an tremendous volume of academic literature, largely relating to antiquity, and ecstatically enjoy it. That having been said, I would prefer not to bore you with book titles such as The Alexander Romance in Persia and the East, or Kallimachos: The Alexandrian Library and the Origins of Bibliography, as I just began to there.

Withnail and I, Lawrence of Arabia, If..., Brazil, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Dr. Strangelove, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Alexander Nevsky, Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom, Solaris (1972), Blade Runner, Henry V (1989), Hamlet (1996), Ran, Napoleon (1927), Aguirre: the Wrath of God

I am not one who is prone to watching much, or any, television. This being said, there are a few cult programs, now long off the air, to which I have maintained some form of affection towards.

This list was getting out of hand, so I am eliminating the list.

I am quite fond of the Western art music tradition; Opera, sacred music, things such as that. Ask me about my favourite composers and works.

Indian, Arab, Persian, Pub Fare, Cheeses of all sorts, Tea, Toast, Beers amber or darker.
The six things I could never do without
1. A record collection bordering on the obscenely decadent.
2. Knit cardigans.
3. A well stocked personal library.
4. Irish breakfast tea.
5. Sweetly melancholy moments.
6. A sense of urgency.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The whereabouts of my keys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally, I'm asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have struggled with depression for over a decade now. I prefer to be upfront about that, as it does tend to come up eventually.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are as self-aware in your pretentiousness as I am. You know who Callimachus was. Or, you want to journey over to the ROM with me and receive an impromptu guided tour and lecture through the Greco-Roman galleries.

As a rule I attempt to reply to anyone gracious enough to write me. This said, I do appear to receive a greater volume of messages in comparison to most straight men on this site, and I am more often than not quite busy. If I neglect to get back to you immediately, I genuinely apologize.