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26 Lansing, MI Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 4, 2013
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Not at all
Christianity and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm in a long-standing, bitter war against concision, but somehow i can't think of much to say when asked about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
best answered as a list:
-working two jobs; one which i do for a living, monday through friday, and another which i do for fun and because of attachment to the general environs, friday through sunday
-being a struggling author in my spare time, writing the world's worst short stories in what is most accurately non-fiction, although i embellish from time to time and don't really feel like what i'm writing necessarily must be true
-trying to enjoy myself with what remains of my relative youth
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-keeping up my end of a conversation
-amusing myself and occasionally others
-learning the words to songs
-slaughtering songs i know the words to in karaoke
-giving half-relevant, pseudo-verbatim quotes from books, movies, tv shows and songs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my mood, as i tend to wear it on my sleeve a bit. or my hair, if they're just looking at me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-moby dick
-infinite jest
-fight club
-anything in french
-fiction and literature

-counting crows
-manchester orchestra
-josephine collective
-early-90s alternative

-pancakes, and generally anything breakfast-related
-steak sandwiches
-anything that stands still long enough; i'm not very picky
-peanut butter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-something to drink (water, coffee, diet soda)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things i could or should write, but never remember to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted from a week full of work and fighting to stay awake long enough to drive myself home and get a good enough night's sleep that i can go out on saturday after work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the most invasive thing you're willing to ask
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you believe in me, 'cause i don't believe in anything, and i
want to be someone
to believe