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callmelaika

30 M Portland, OR

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My self-summary
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I am kind of really ridiculous. I am awkward and off putting but I make up for it by... well I am working on it. Some words I like and really hope people do searches on include grundle, figurative, elephantine, hoosegow, rakish and hogwash.

I am Pretty, Effing, and Awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Depends on who you ask. Me I would say I am figuring it out one step at a time. Basically the human condition. I'll make it. I work in Internet Things ao I promise I am not a hobo. I can buy you so many frozen pizzas if that's what you need in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Checkers, video games I have never played before, drinking and pretending to care about the life stories of people on the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me. If I am on the street I always look like I am in a hurry, I just walk that way. At a party I am usually mistaking strangers for people I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BORING. I hate these questions. Here is a tip, if you want to know what movies I like then let me look through your dvd collection. I will get super excited if you have good movies. Same goes for music and food. I get pretty excited about a good menu. I get excited about a lot of things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good sidewalk, Dr pepper, cats, netflix, a good bed, conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People I don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shit I don't even about what day of the week it is. Let's just say drinking because that does sound like me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like most people, I am scared all the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to help me steal the nation's heart with our shenanigans.