Therefore, I will try to do the opposite: craft a profile like a political campaign speech.
I say what is on my mind; I refuse to rely on advisors and poll numbers to tell me what to do or say. I am a conversational maverick. I have been known to go rogue.
If chosen, I will bring entertainment and empathy. I promise to be a good listener, but I will also be ready, if needed, to interject a witty or sarcastic comment.
I have had success in both the private and public sector.
I’m an outsider that isn’t poisoned by all the corruption; I used to live in New York City. But I’m also an insider who has connections and pull to get things accomplished, since I have been in New Haven for two years.
Unlike the other candidates, I have never employed undocumented workers or carelessly left a dog on the roof of my car.
So, on Tuesday, or whatever day you are looking at this, choose me, to be your next date.
I will submit my tax returns to you at the appropriate time, if necessary.