Hi there... What's that you're munching on while you multitask and get to know me (sort of) on the internet?
No need to get dressed up. Since you're going to be in sweats most of the time anyway I should probably get with the program sooner rather than later.
Have I written any deep insightful thoughts to impress you with my sensitivity? Sure, I put a whole bunch of them down below so that you can see that I'm not just an absolute hunk. I can see how reading my insights could get tedious and boring, so no worries if you prefer to skip them. I wrote this profile by myself without the adult supervision - pretty good for a clueless one.
Am I planning on posting a shirtless picture? Really? I thought we said you were eating. Seriously - Why would anyone do that? I am a human being with thoughts and feelings. I run a business. Can you imagine?
Do I do yoga? I've tried it, but it is a little too slow for me. After a few minutes I'm like can we hurry it up here, I got sh*t to do. Do I admire the patience and stamina of those who do yoga? Absolutely - I often admire people who do things that I can't do. Would I go to a yoga class? Sure, I'd just get a mat in the back and utilize the moves to stretch.
Can you get me to do stuff I wouldn't otherwise do because I think you're cute? Absolutely. Am I aware of what's going on? Absolutely. Do I mind? I wouldn't have it any other way.
Have I saved the world in some quantifiable way? Well... no. not yet. Trying though...
Do I have a good sense of humor? If you like low brow pedestrian politically incorrect humor with a touch of just plain wrong, I come up with a good one from time to time. The only real way to find out is for us to meet.
Have I saved someone's life? Yes.
DEEP INSIGHTFUL THOUGHTS - Skip if bored:
I love people. I love hearing their passions, their struggles and how they have made progress on their way through obstacles to achieve their goals and get closer to a place where their world makes some sense. I don't expect perfection or want it. It is my hope that our deviations from the norm will match and the two of us will become stronger together as a team. I sometimes get bored with surface conversations and would rather a deep connection that makes the interaction worth the time. I appreciate beauty but would like to meet someone with additional positive qualities like humor, warmth, intelligence and a positive outlook.
I have the heart of a child and a mischievous side to my personality. I am very easy going, but work hard and have an ambitious drive to see success. You can take me anywhere and I will turn the dreariest of situations into a rocking good time. I like myself better when I am helping others even though I may sometimes look like a chump. I realize that there is not a whole lot of humor in this profile, but I promise I'll make it up to you on our first date.
I like to challenge myself and venture into new situations where I can learn and explore and hopefully gain some additional insight into myself and others. I try to maximize the experience that comes with life, real life, not just going through the motions. I believe that a person can learn from anyone and that having a good education should provide an expanded variety of experiences instead of a narrowed one.
I believe that a person should always be happy with who he/she is and at the same time always try to evolve and improve. I am an easy-going guy who sees the humor in ordinary situations, is calm in times of pressure and if I care about you I'll actually tell you what I really think.
I make a special effort to maintain long term friendships even when it sometimes isn't easy. I'm willing to listen to your problems, but I'd much rather fix them so they don't bother you anymore, and then we can talk about how great I handled whatever it was.