Im Callum, hi. I'm 20 years old, I have brown hair and blue eyes, three tattoos and a story for every scar. My brothers and I are first generation Americans. Our parents are British and our Grandparents are Irish, Scottish, and English.

I work the night shift at UPS, and go to school part-time. Sarcasm is a big part of who I am, along with an obscure, dry and quick witted sense of humor. So if you can't take a joke, we probably wont get along.

I'm on here because I am socially inept and fairly shy when first meeting someone. I don't usually have a lot to say and prefer to sit in silence than ramble about bullshit. Between my night shift and hate for crowds of people I don't really get out much and I'm fine with that. Just your average strong, silent, geek type.

I'm looking to meet new and interesting people. To meet someone who wants to make a new kick ass friend, get together for lunch and just have some real conversation. I am defiantly not here to just hook up and score with someone. If you are good for you, but I'm one of the few guys that actually has some strict morals when it comes to relationships. A guy who values friendship over sex.

I am a martial artist. I have been studying Shaolin kung fu for the past 11 years. In the past I have studied Taekwondo, Aikido, Bujinkan Ninjutsu, Kendo, fencing and an assortment of other self taught techniques. I practice for the discipline, and believe that conflict can be resolved without violence. Although I can kill a man with just my thumb.

I am a fairly modest guy but have a big reputation. I'm not sure why but I have a large impact on people that i befriend. If you were to ask those people about me you would probably get half truth's and whole lies. stories of grandeur that would lead you to expect me to be more than what I am. What am I you ask? A man I say. Who is kind, loving, strong, funny, sarcastic, romantic, and shy. I am completely and totally loyal to everyone that i love, and every thing that i believe in.

Taking things one day at a time. For right now getting through school, settle into a better job.
I have a million and a half ideas for tattoo's that I want to get.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Living for the day.

listening

offering an objective opinion to a tough situation.

making you laugh

fighting

my sense of humor, and my eyebrows apparently.
But I really have no clue, not something i usually ask people.

books:
Bernard Cornwell books in general, The Book of Five Rings, The Art of War, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Enders Game, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, cover Catcher in the Rye, Physics of the Impossible ......

TV:
Sons of Anarchy,
Futureama,
Robot Chicken,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
South Park,
DBZ,
Mythbusters,
Old School Batman,
Family Guy,
Pen and Teller Bullshit,
That 70's Show,
Dexters Lab,
HIGHLANDER,

how about actors/directors.(the list will be much shorter)
Anything with:
Christopher Walken,
Bruce Campbell,
Robert De Niro,
Bill Murray,
Val Kilmer,
Mel Gibson,
Sean Connery,
Adrian Paul,
Christopher Lambert,
Seth Rogen,
Robert John Downey Jr,
Russell Crowe,
Samuel Jackson,
Bruce Willis,
Robert Duvall,
Dan Aykroyd,
Seth Green,
Jack Nicholson,
David Carradine,
Uma Thurman, .....

Directed by:
Quentin Tarintino,
Kevin Smith,
Michael Mann,
Mel Brooks........

music:
Tool,
A Perfect Circle,
Soundgarden,
Audio Slave,
Rage Against the Machines,
Queen,
System of a Down,
Beastie Boys,
Meatloaf,
Metallica,
David Bowie,
Incubus,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Infected Mushroom,
NIN,
The Cranberries,
Dropkick Murphys,
Eagles,
Godsmack,
Eiffel 65,
Modest Mouse,
Seal,
S.T.P,
U2,
Wu Tang Clan

food: Whatever, I don't eat much.

Computer (with Internet connection)
Someone to share with,
Mountain Dew,
My glasses,
Cigarettes,
Passion

To many things.

At the end of Braveheart, I cry.

My only real 'requirement' is that you don't lie. I would rather get the whole ugly truth than to be lied to.

I'm just looking for someone to be the Night Quill to my insomnia