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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 31
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just looking for that best friend/soulmate combo. That's a real thing, right?

Here are some things I like. Maybe you'll like them too. No? Well then what do you like?

every kind of live comedy/red wine/tv/music shows/spotify/fun restaurants/hiking/tennis/podcasts/sports/dogs & cats

Also if you're really into facebook and care a lot about social media we will not get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The business of comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not ending sentences in prepositions. also starting them without proper capitalization.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
smile, hair, ears, voice, enthusiasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Muse, Pearl Jam, Rolling Stones, LCD Soundsystem, Sleeper Agent, The War on Drugs, The Roots, Tiesto, Fitz and the Tantrums, Black Keys, Above and Beyond, Mute Math, Capital Cities, Pink Floyd, 311, Cherub, Broken Bells, Talking Heads, Foster the People

REVIEW, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Sunny, Curb, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Nathan for You, Archer, the first 90210, Shark Tank, Arrested Development, Bar Rescue, Boston Legal, Saved by the Bell (both classes but not the Miss Bliss ones) Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, all the Adult Swim shows, Chopped, House Hunters, Love it or List it, and about 96 other shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
football, TV, wine, music, my thumbs, mexican cokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Comedy/Music/Dinner/Wine/Movies/Parties/Couch Time/TV
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I quit facebook because it's a massive waste of time and I'm aware this is not a private thought.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are comfortable with who you are and know what you want.

You like to be silly when you don't have to be serious.

You value curiosity and a sense of humor.