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calumyo

27 M Blackpool, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm just a passenger.

BASED AS FUCK.

~~mostly just here for new friends and adventures~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlzp-zbN9Fo

Calum is being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are adventure, kink, drugs, wisdom, and music.

HELLO! I am Calum, (yo). I don't really like the whole label thing, but I'm an ultra-idealistic, positive, happy humanist! I'm a bunch of other descriptors too. Also quite beardy. Definitely a feminist. I'm a dude that loves people and just wishes we could all get along and not exploit each other for our own selfish interests.

Besides getting on my moral soapbox on internet dating sites, I really enjoy writing; reading; listening to music; creating music; art/ideas in general; intimate gatherings; movies; warehouse raves; spontaneous adventures; casual D/s; biking; kiting, gaming; people watching; pissing my time in to the internet with a good brew.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just following my feelings and intuition, really. My current goals are to get lean and get strong; study the shit out of music and be good at playing keyboard and bass and making tunes in ableton live; move to Manchester.

I'm in a pretty happy chapter of my life. The future is full of raw potential, and I'm seizing upon that. It's always been my dream to express my ideas and vision, and I am now doing that through music and words, maybe even to combine the two!

Just living it, I guess? I have a chill job that pays my way and paves the way to further happiness. I have a great group of inspiring, similar-minded people in my life to call friends. I have a loving family. I have shelter. Food. The means to create. Access to books and the internet. I have my dreams. I'd say I'm in a pretty good position! But I don't have every base covered, I'd like to meet some pretty chill peoples that will share adventures and experiences with me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFx_xpGMOUw
I’m really good at
picking movies to watch
procrastinating.
cups of tea.
shaking my shit
words
beards
Restraints
wanking
eating cake
honesty
INSPIRING PEOPLE
talking dirty
wearing dressing gowns
(all are solid life skills)
The first things people usually notice about me
"Is this dude on crack?"

Physically? Hobbitesque, with beautiful ginger beard, and swish hair, and lovely long eyelashes and mysterious green eyes. Why is he wearing a coat like that on a day like this?

Meta-physically? I'd say within an hour, most people have got me down as an intelligent, complex, warm, kind, honest, open, genuine, adventurous, positive personality. I've got a bit of a sharp tongue, a sanctum of knowledge, and a mysterious, calm exterior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love discovering new music; my primary passion is for electronic music, but I have an incredibly eclectic taste in music on the whole. Chopin, Bonobo, The Beatles, Boards of Canada, The Smiths, Talking Heads, Charlie Parker, Black Sun Empire, Depeche Mode, Black Sabbath, Kvist, The Fall, Crass, Megadeth, Dead Kennedys, Pink Floyd, Silent Servant, Mr Scruff, Flying Lotus, Aphex Twin, Ulrich Schnauss, AFX, The Orb, Astral Projection, Hallucinogen, The Doors, Neutral Milk Hotel, Miles Davis, High Contrast, Sasha, Shed, Dasha Rush, My Bloody Valentine, Jeff Mills, Neil Young, Half Man Half Biscuit, Johnny Cash, Pulp, Radiohead, Digital Mystikz, Nujabes, Kid Kaola, Booka Shade, Lemon Jelly, XXYYXX, Washed Out, Tycho, Metric, Enigma, Burial, Suede, Blur, Oasis, The Horrors, The Kinks, Air, Led Zeppelin, Richie Hawtin, Drexciya, Jefferson Airplane, Massive Attack, Deep Purple, Brian Eno, DJ Shadow, Legowelt... this covers a lot of the types of music I listen to on a regular basis. I really do love music, and welcome any and all conversation about music in general! I have last.fm and YouTube channel you can look at if music interests you.

REALLY LOVING GRIMES AND ACTRESS AND SILENT SERVANT AND BLAWAN AND THE KVB AND SHACKLETON.

I'm just as passionate about cinema too, I love movies of all genres, be they Hollywood, foreign, indie, or classics. Some of my favourites include: Moon, Yojimbo, The Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, They Live, Office Space, Quadrophenia, Barton Fink, Mulholland Drive, Rear Window, Starship Troopers, Memento, My Neighbour Totoro, Requiem for a Dream, Cidade de Deus, Cool Hand Luke, L.A. Confidential, The Usual Suspects... and many, many more!

I WATCHED "MUD" RECENTLY, IT WAS AWESOME. CHECK IT OUT. Safety Not Guaranteed was pretty cute. Wolf Children is great. La Grande Bellezza and Wadjda are two movies I enjoyed recently.

I like watching some TV series from time to time also, some of my favourites include Six Feet Under, The Wire, Oz, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Futurama, Black Mirror, Brass Eye, Always Sunny, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, Adventure Time, Spongebob, Regular Show, Game of Thrones, Parks & Recreation, Community, Workaholics... and yes, I love Come Dine With Me and How It's Made! I love watching documentaries about anything. I love Louis Theroux and stuff like Undateables and Living Dolls. Bit of a Channel 4 and BBC3 fan, BUT NETFLIX IS TAKING OVER. I like to watch Random Acts and I like to watch Jezza, and Maury. I am not a fan of 24 Hours In A&E and One Born Every Minute. I love watching TOTP2. Sometimes I like to watch Babestation for giggles. *shakes phone*

DIGGING HOUSE OF CARDS RIGHT NOW and ORANCE IS THE NEW BLACK.

I go through 1-2 books a week, some of the books I've enjoyed: The Count of Monte Cristo, Wuthering Heights, Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, Brave New World, 1984, Lolita, To Kill A Mockingbird, Of Mice And Men, For Whom The Bell Tolls, American Psycho. ((UPDATE)) HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT A KINDLE NOW. Really big on the philosophy front at the moment, going through a WISDOM phase. Currently reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, and The Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi.

I enjoy playing video games, but not as often as I used to. I'm a PC gamer and I have a Steam account filled with games I'll probably never play! If you want to add me as a Steam friend, just message me.
The six things I could never do without
love, family, friends, music, equality, wisdom

my vices are: sex, drugs, money, cake, sleep, facebook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
grilled cheese
What I can do to make this world a better place.
Hate-fucking hot chicks.
SOUNDS AND MELODIES.
Words
chocolate pudding
Epicurean Stoicism.
WHY THEY HIDE THEIR BODIES UNDER MY GARAGE???
ethical hedonism.
whether or not I shall follow grammar rules
what place gender has in language
leaving blackpool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL_Bbyi3ub8
On a typical Friday night I am
Well this Friday I went to a Halloween-themed maize maze. That was pretty rad. It was pitch black and muddy as shit. It would have been better if it was snowing and a crazed axe-murderer was hunting us though. After that, I smoked on my peace pipe, listened to the latest set in my soundcloud stream, read some Kafka, played Ocarina of Time. It was a pretty sweet Friday.

Anyway, who cares? It's all about Thursday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPyH8U_aPoU

My typical Friday is much less exciting than the one above. It usually consists of music, facebook, pipe, tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a wank on a bus when I was 13. I am a genuine bus wanker.

I have a tumblr dedicated to rough sex and BDSM reblogs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think The Big Bang Theory is fucking awful.
You like discussing ethics, morality, science.
You like the peace pipe.
You wanna go for a drink.
You wanna rave with me until 6am at a techno/house event.
You wanna go see a movie.
You wanna sit in front of the tv and watch cartoons.
You wanna eat burgers/pizza/mexican food with me.
You want a day out in Blackpool. (lol)
You wanna show me around where you live.
You love music, or appreciate ideas and art in general.
You wanna ride bikes.
You wanna check out my FetLife profile.
You think a cereal diner would be awesome.
You wanna do an art project together.
You wanna have kinky sex.
You think you can beat me in a thumb war.
You simply want whatever I'm on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_srPS_HbWg