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calumyo

28 Blackpool, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
just a dude
but also a sassy lesbian called chloe
MEDICATED, FOR YOUR PLEASURE
I'M GAY AS HELL FOR PRETTY SWEET GIRLS
NO FAGGOT BITCHES PLEASE
NO HYPER-SENSITIVE ASPIES!!!!!
i am KIND and HONEST but i like being a CUNT
if you got no chill then pls go
ultimate next-tier trolls only
NO MEAN GIRLS
NO HATEFUL FEMINAZIS
i am a beautiful soul
i am a fragment of.... it
i am an angel
there are two types of people in this world: gays and faggots. don't ever be a faggot. be as gay as you possibly can.
currently seeking truth beyond the pale
i used to be more words than this. now i'm not. apparently mystery is attractive. ~~spooky~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwo7DPUFUM

i'm an open book REALLY. but i ain't telling you shit right here. i am many descriptors, many feelings, many thoughts, many inspirations, many THINGS. my life is fucking weird. existence is fucking weird. this entire thing, the premise/concept of the universe is fucking weird, yet we all act like it's not!! whatever. i don't know.

i am addled. i am experienced. i am bored of most things... i am... hmmmph, why should i even tell you? do you feel entitled to know these things? listen. i don't care if you don't want me, if it doesn't work out, or blah blah. i have faith in whatever happens. i have faith in fate. inspired/fated to write this, yes? here we go. and now this will serve as a beautiful filter. some of you will read this and click [x], some of you won't. it's the latter i'm concerned with. hello or good bye, depending.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whatever i feel like doing, gosh
speaking the good word in world of warcraft
drinking at 8am
eating twiglets
listening to nazi marching music
making stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDdt2slXGBo
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stirring chocolate pudding
seeing the shadows which torment you when you're alone in the dark with your thoughts
having words and sounds trigger songs in my head
someone said "secret" once, and then BAM. that fucking "i got the key, i got the secret" song kept playing in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-uSCaAT_7I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
sigh. i get anxiety just thinking about this. NOPE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
VANITY WILL BE YOUR UNDOING
all 6 of my senses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J52rN0aNfYI
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things and stuff
love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbour
how thinking isn't really self-conceiving ideas/thoughts but more like being impregnated with them
kissing pretty girls and touching them
potential futures... daydreamin'
YOU WON'T FIND GOD WITH YOUR SENSES YOU IDIOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoYiQ8Qsozk
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
browsing dank memes
looking at fucked up shit on the internet
wishing i had ritalin
not knowing what day it is
wearing spongebob pyjama pants
http://mmm.mothermedusa.com.au/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are not a bunch of labels
you don't own a pair of beats by dre
your eyebrow game is not sharpie tier
you wanna join my rollerblading graffiti gang
you like strange boys (apparently the term is "queer" now, oh you young rascals and your new ways)
you like barbie girl by aqua
you have a love for schadenfreude and efukt tier fucked up stuff
you aren't a broken mess looking for free therapy
you're not a witch
you're equally socially retarded
you believe in good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmvFjFMRPJ8