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calvinbert

32 F Saint Paul, MN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I have one cat, a fast car, and many Monty Python DVDs. When I'm not playing with the cats or watching anime, I can often be found reading, playing video games, or laughing with friends and family. In other news, I enjoy my job, and am thankful for my good fortune.

I'm bubbly and outgoing among friends, and don't mind taking charge of a situation or letting someone else lead. I love laughter, and try to find the humor in life. I'm loud, too: you'll always be able to hear me! I'm loyal (born under the year of the dog), caring and I wear my emotions on my sleeve.

I realize I lose a lot of interest being overweight. So, if that's a deal breaker, feel free to move on, and good luck!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tend to rotate my relaxation activities between reading, video games, anime, and movies. I'll read intensely for a few days to a few weeks, then switch to anime and watch entire seasons in a few days. I guess my enjoyment of hobbies can be intense!

Lately I've been doing a ton of reading (you can't read book 5 in a series without refreshing books 1-4).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Diffusing situations with humor. Finding something to be happy about. Enjoying myself. Acting younger than I really am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice my personality and voice. I'm usually laughing, happy, and enjoying myself. You'll hear me before you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This often devolves into name dropping so I'm only going to drop the most exciting / divisive names. I'm pretty eclectic in my music tastes, but I love hearing new music from others - it's how I built a large portion of my collection.

I read books: fiction, scientific, essay, etc. I tend to shy away from biographies and historical pieces, so there is that piece of information for you!

For movies, I like action, scary or scifi. I enjoy stand up comedy a lot - I'll watch anyone once!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Diet Soda
Cats (specifically, my cat)
Air conditioning / heating
Family
Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lolcats. Books I'm reading. Candy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1 line messages don't get a response. Why? Because you haven't given me anything to respond to - ask me a question or tell a funny anecdote! Write an engaging first message and you will get something back. Please?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are easy going, like cats, or enjoy humor. Or maybe you're awesome, that's a good reason, too!