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calyptomaniac

25 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm verbose.
What I’m doing with my life
poetry, comedy, commentary, words, laughs, tears, pretentious vague lists
I’m really good at
Jack of all trades, Jill of none.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I work from home and I don't go to the gym. As such, I know a lot about cinema, TV, and literature.

Currrent favourites are The Act of Killing, Hannibal/Breaking Bad, and Stories of Your Life: And Others. And David Sedaris. I fucking love David Sedaris.
The six things I could never do without
I don't know, I'd have to like be without them all for a time and then realise what was important and the true meaning of Christmas.

I want to say stuff like a good book, but the truth is probably something more like food and shelter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I should spend more time thinking about.

I have a lot of interests that I switch between thus conjuring the illusion of making progress when really I'm just spreading the inaction around a bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yet to have a typical friday night, they sound boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an oversharer and underachiever.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I hang around here occassionally reaching out to people who look interesting, that is all.

Not sure if it's just my friends or the state of the union for the London based artsy hipster, but seemingly if you're not on OkCupid you're behind the curve. Or happy in a loving relationship.