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cambrian_man

34 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:58pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm currently trapped in a time loop, so I'm looking for someone to pass the time with. Will it be/has it been you?

I like weird animals and computers. Did you know that a velvet worm is basically Spider Man? Except in worm form and also not a spider.

I'm quiet, but you can tell I like you if I get snarky and tell you random facts.

I'm an LA native, but I'm not like all those others. Unlike them, I like to laugh, loudly, while I'm alone, staring into the empty, infinite void above. Also, my second head is real, thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to teach kids how to use computers, but now I work setting them up and maintaining them. The computers, not the kids. I miss working with kids, but computer junk is pretty fun, too. If you like computer junk, that's cool. If not, that's ok, but you'll probably have to hear me talk about computer junk sometimes.

I make games for fun. I wouldn't call them good, but I would call them games I have made, and so that's pretty cool. If you ever want to play a game where Justin Bieber is Conan, yep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I find if I try to learn something, I usually can, as long as it doesn't require a lot of coordination. So, I guess... that. I just get easily distracted. I've given up on forcing myself, it's better just to hop from subject to subject and trust that I'll pick it up along the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They're too polite to say. But the look in their eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just recent favorites

Music: Andrew Bird, The Shins, The Decemberists, Alt-J, BT, Tori Amos (shut up), Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Pornographers... my playlist has a lot of chiptunes and stuff, too.

As for movies, I'm not a big film buff. I'll watch movies and enjoy them, but it's hard for me to choose ones that define me.

Ok, that's not true, I like bad movies. I've probably seen Birdemic or The Room more than any of my favorite movies. Space Mutiny over Star Wars...

I don't watch TV, but I like Adventure Time and anime. Terrible, embarrassing anime.

I've been eating a lot of sushi and grilled cheese. What a goddamn hipster. Maybe throw some bacon and kale on it and call it a night.

I'll add Welcome to Night Vale over here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My guts
- Audiobooks
- My car... as long as I'm LA
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever's on my mind at the moment. Probably. Issues, sometimes. Ideas for games, sometimes. Stories, sometimes. If you want specifics, you'll probably need to ask.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to eat with friends. Used to be board games and D&D but then people had to go and get married and have kids and even though I TOLD them that the baby could just crawl around on the table and we'd call it the Avatar of Ba'al, they said no and please put down my baby.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm looking forward to the new Sailor Moon series.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You think I'm neat.