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44 • London, UK • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 35–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Apr 19
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Trying to quit
- Atheism, but not too serious about it
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Open relationship
- Strictly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Dislikes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Poorly), Bengali (Poorly)
** I will be changing my city in the profile 4 to 8 weeks in advance of my arrival to that city, and will be posting my actual dates in that city down below. Try to keep up! :-) **
I don't have a lot of free time when I'm out and about, but I'm always looking for smart, articulate people with whom I can play word games (Boggle, Bananagrams, Scrabble), have coffee chats or a quick bite to eat, and maybe some fuckery, if the chemistry is right. This isn't "wham-bam-thank you-ma'am" stuff--I generally prefer dates that shift smoothly from coffee and games to conversation to play to pizza break to more play to cuddles. You get me.
I do enjoy other activities, too--cooking, good conversations, live theater, movies that we add running commentary to--so if you don't necessarily like to put out on the first date, that's all right. I won't judge you ;-)
In the bedroom I'm looking for sex + kink, that is, fucking as primary focus, kink as fantastic add-on before, during, and/or after. We can talk about what kink means to each of us. My ideal play partners are people with whom I can stay in touch during the long intervals between my visits, and who would be interested in repeat offending when I get back (usually every year).
I am most interested in people who are either poly already or poly-friendly, so that the possibility is there to reconnect next year, whatever else may be going on in your life. I don't even know how to look for that in somebody, so I'll just put it out there. I'm not interested in being a snack between main meals, something that you only pick up when prospects for a "serious" LTR are scarce. I'm a delicious part of a well-rounded sex/love/play diet!
WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE
I am fierce, articulate, loud, thoughtful, creative, attentive, extremely verbal, and dirty like a motherfucker. I like making out. I am a city girl. I give my appetites room to roam. I dress "inappropriately" for my age (44) and size (tall and fat). I am married and in an open relationship. I am an extrovert. I enjoy coffee and cigarettes; those are the two drugs that I indulge in regularly. I am a phone sex operator. I wear one pair of cowboy boots almost exclusively when the weather is right. In addition to my husband, I have three boyfriends in my "inner circle", whom I love very much; I don't know what my upper limit is for heart commitments, but I haven't reached it yet. I cook very well. I am strong and have stamina. I am good with my hands.
WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE
... I don't know. What _do_ you bring to the table?
Intelligent, well-written responses will receive preference. Anything else will be ignored. And I'm not being mercenary about this, but really, if you come to one of my shows or events and then talk with me a bit afterward, you will definitely jump to the head of the queue. My shows are so autobiographical that they're almost Cliff notes to me. Why miss out on a total-immersion opportunity like that?
My schedule is weird, but very well defined, that is, I have a set phone schedule and a set travel schedule and a set performance schedule, but there are a few spaces in between where maybe we can make something fit.
That's what she said.
Ba-DUM-bump! Thank you, I'm here all week!
** Through April 22 my home base is Montreal. This year I have shows booked for the following dates/locations:
April 27-30: Bristol, UK
April 30-May 23: London
May 24: Hull
May 30: Bath
Jun 2-4: Oxford
Jun 8-10: Exeter
Jun 12-July 7: Ludlow (not available)
July 8-20: Buxton
July 21-25: Manchester
Aug 1-31: Edinburgh
Other stops for 2015 will probably include the following:
Glasgow * Dundee * Austin * Houston * New Orleans * Atlanta * Nashville * Washington DC * Baltimore
Drop me a line if we're a good match, percentage wise, and you're somewhere in that list!
- Parallel parking. One time I was parking in a tight spot in San Francisco. An old man was sitting on a nearby stoop, watching me. It didn't take me three points, but not that many more to get in. I got out and checked the space on either end of my car... FOUR INCHES ON EITHER SIDE, PEOPLE. The old man applauded me.
- Public speaking and storytelling.
- Laughing. People have told me that I should get paid to sit in opening night audiences.
- Massage, especially scalp and neck/shoulder and feet.
- Chatting with strangers.
- My size. Big and tall, I'm telling you. I own the space around me.
- My tits.
- My boots.
Movies, ditto with regard to "comfort selections". I have a very low threshold for handling violence, gore, terror, and mass extinction/armageddon-type plot lines--I will actually get nightmares--so there are many movies that are completely out for me. I enjoy kids' animation a lot, Pixar and the like. It's a toss-up between Up, Monsters Inc., and Toy Story 3, with Shrek a close fourth. I have seen Wreck-It Ralph FIVE TIMES, and would happily see it more. I also like well-done period pieces, such as Austen adaptations and the Horatio Hornblower series from some years back. I love movie musicals, too; one of these days I want to go to (or produce!) a Sing-Along Grease. Other ones I really like are: Amelie, Secretary, Chicago (the musical), the Bourne trilogy, Rize (the dance documentary about LA crump).
Music: anything I can sing along to, and/or harmonize with on the road. I taught beginner hip hop and choreographed, too, so I definitely tune in to hip hop/R&B/urban top 40, whatever the kids are calling it these days. But I'm pretty omnivorous. Represented on my current "drive" CD (stuff I crank with the windows wide open) are: Jay-Z, R.E.M., Blink 182, OK Go, Joan Jett, Hot Chelle Rae, Imogene Heap, M.I.A., Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mika, Taio Cruz, and Sean Kingston. In putting together the pre-show music for my latest play, I discovered Jeff Buckley's cover of "Hallelujah" and rediscovered k.d. lang. Wow.
- clean underwear
- the Internet and a convenient way to access it
- my boots
- coffee (no sugar, lots of cream)
- pork, in all its delicious forms
- you might enjoy being part of my migratory habits.
- you have been to one of my shows and really liked who you saw on stage. That's pretty much me, with better vocal projection.
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