** I will be changing my city in the profile 4 to 8 weeks in advance of my arrival to that city, and will be posting my actual dates in that city down below. Try to keep up! :-) **
I don't have a lot of free time when I'm out and about, but I'm always looking for smart, articulate people with whom I can play word games (Boggle, Bananagrams, Scrabble), have coffee chats or a quick bite to eat, and maybe some fuckery, if the chemistry is right. This isn't "wham-bam-thank you-ma'am" stuff--I generally prefer dates that shift smoothly from coffee and games to conversation to play to pizza break to more play to cuddles. You get me.
I do enjoy other activities, too--cooking, good conversations, live theater, movies that we add running commentary to--so if you don't necessarily like to put out on the first date, that's all right. I won't judge you ;-)
In the bedroom I'm looking for sex + kink, that is, fucking as primary focus, kink as fantastic add-on before, during, and/or after. We can talk about what kink means to each of us. My ideal play partners are people with whom I can stay in touch during the long intervals between my visits, and who would be interested in repeat offending when I get back (usually every year).
I am most interested in people who are either poly already or poly-friendly, so that the possibility is there to reconnect next year, whatever else may be going on in your life. I don't even know how to look for that in somebody, so I'll just put it out there. I'm not interested in being a snack between main meals, something that you only pick up when prospects for a "serious" LTR are scarce. I'm a delicious part of a well-rounded sex/love/play diet!
WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE
I am fierce, articulate, loud, thoughtful, creative, attentive, extremely verbal, and dirty like a motherfucker. I like making out. I am a city girl. I give my appetites room to roam. I dress "inappropriately" for my age (44) and size (tall and fat). I am married and in an open relationship. I am an extrovert. I enjoy coffee and cigarettes; those are the two drugs that I indulge in regularly. I am a phone sex operator. I wear one pair of cowboy boots almost exclusively when the weather is right. In addition to my husband, I have three boyfriends in my "inner circle", whom I love very much; I don't know what my upper limit is for heart commitments, but I haven't reached it yet. I cook very well. I am strong and have stamina. I am good with my hands.
WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE
... I don't know. What _do_ you bring to the table?
Intelligent, well-written responses will receive preference. Anything else will be ignored. And I'm not being mercenary about this, but really, if you come to one of my shows or events and then talk with me a bit afterward, you will definitely jump to the head of the queue. My shows are so autobiographical that they're almost Cliff notes to me. Why miss out on a total-immersion opportunity like that?
My schedule is weird, but very well defined, that is, I have a set phone schedule and a set travel schedule and a set performance schedule, but there are a few spaces in between where maybe we can make something fit.
That's what she said.
Ba-DUM-bump! Thank you, I'm here all week!
** As of now, the rest of my 2014 itinerary is looking something like this...
July 28-Aug 24 Edinburgh, 24 shows
Sept. 3-20 Cincinnati, 1 show
Sept 20-29 Houston Fringe, 2 shows
Oct 1-early November, New Orleans (no shows, Smut Stand)
Definite other US stops in the fall include Huntsville, AL, and Atlanta.