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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:29am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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Beer drinker, wine lover, bourbon enthusiast, chef extraordinaire.

I am full of trivia pertaining to science, literature, and food.

I like to learn. I like to read. I think I'm hilarious and love to joke around. I will shameless crack up at my own jokes.

I tend to be kind to a fault, but also completely disregard the social contract.
What I’m doing with my life
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I help design and supply jewelry for old women and they love me for it.

I try to drink something new once a week. I'm working on compiling all of my writing on my experiences into a cohesive work or some sort of blog.

I cook and I cook and then I cook some more. My main creative outlet is in the kitchen. I would go crazy if I didn't cook something every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wearing an apron. Making puns. Wine facts. So much trivia. Laughing at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have green eyes and a long beard, one or the other. I'm also probably shouting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy all food. I am also an exceptional cook.

I love to read classic fiction, biographies, and scifi/fantasy. I'm a huge fantasy nerd. Favorite classic books are For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Lizard King, and Heart of Darkness. Fantasy books are Words of Radiance, The Name of the Wind, and The Lies of Locke Lamora. I read lots of comics too. I have deeply personal connections with many literary characters.

American Psycho and The Royal Tenenbaums are my favorite movies.

I listen to 90's alt and 70's rock. I've been listening to the same music since age 10.

Currently I watch no TV episodically. That's too big of a commitment for me with my TV. We barely talk.
My favorite shows are King of the Hill and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I am a huge NBA and pro tennis fan.

I am podcast obsessed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends.
My sister.
Good wine and bourbon.
Cast iron.
Book smells.
My imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep beer foam out of my mustache.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out sampling a cocktail or in cooking. My friends are really cool so I try to include them in these activities.
You should message me if
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You're good at swearing.
Your sense of humor can keep up with mine.
You don't take yourself so seriously.