Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am full of trivia pertaining to science, literature, and
I like to learn. I like to read. I think I'm hilarious and love to
joke around. I will shameless crack up at my own jokes.
Loyalty and respect are very important to me. I was raised solely
by women and am a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just ended one job in fine jewelry and I am about to start
another for a tech firm just north of the loop. Before that though,
I'm on a month long sabbatical.
I try to drink something new once a week. I'm working on compiling
all of my writing on my experiences into a cohesive work.
My main creative outlet is in the kitchen. I would go crazy if I
didn't cook something every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wearing an apron. Making puns. Wine facts. So much trivia. Laughing
at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have green eyes, and I'm probably shouting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy all food with the exception of beets. Suck it beets, you
taste like dirt.
I love to read classic fiction, biographies, and scifi/fantasy. I'm
a huge fantasy nerd. Favorite classic books are For Whom the Bell
Tolls, The Lizard King, and Heart of Darkness. Fantasy books are
Words of Radiance, The Name of the Wind, and The Lies of Locke
Lamora. I read lots of comics too. I have deeply personal
connections with many characters.
American Psycho and The Royal Tenenbaums are my favorite movies. Ex
Machina was the best movie I've seen in the past 5 years.
I listen to 90's alt, 70's rock, classical, and opera. Puccini come
Currently I watch no TV episodically. That's too big of a
commitment for me with my TV.
My favorite shows are King of the Hill and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I
am a huge NBA and pro tennis fan.
I am podcast obsessed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good wine and bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I feel guilty for not reading that book that's been sitting
on my sill for the past 6 month? I know it watches me with the
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out sampling a cocktail or in cooking. Many nights I can be found
listening to an opera record and reading.
You should message me if
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You're good at swearing.
Your sense of humor can keep up with mine.
You don't take yourself so seriously.
You can bake. My pastry skills are WEAK.
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