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Beer drinker, wine lover, bourbon enthusiast, chef
I am full of trivia pertaining to science, literature, and
I like to learn. I like to read. I think I'm hilarious and love to
joke around. I will shameless crack up at my own jokes.
I tend to be kind to a fault, but also completely disregard the
What I’m doing with my life
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I help design and supply jewelry for old women and they love me for
I try to drink something new once a week. I'm working on compiling
all of my writing on my experiences into a cohesive work or some
sort of blog.
I cook and I cook and then I cook some more. My main creative
outlet is in the kitchen. I would go crazy if I didn't cook
something every day.
I’m really good at
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Wearing an apron. Making puns. Wine facts. So much trivia. Laughing
at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have green eyes and a long beard, one or the other. I'm also
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy all food. I am also an exceptional cook.
I love to read classic fiction, biographies, and scifi/fantasy. I'm
a huge fantasy nerd. Favorite classic books are For Whom the Bell
Tolls, The Lizard King, and Heart of Darkness. Fantasy books are
Words of Radiance, The Name of the Wind, and The Lies of Locke
Lamora. I read lots of comics too. I have deeply personal
connections with many literary characters.
American Psycho and The Royal Tenenbaums are my favorite
I listen to 90's alt and 70's rock. I've been listening to the same
music since age 10.
Currently I watch no TV episodically. That's too big of a
commitment for me with my TV. We barely talk.
My favorite shows are King of the Hill and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I
am a huge NBA and pro tennis fan.
I am podcast obsessed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good wine and bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep beer foam out of my mustache.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out sampling a cocktail or in cooking. My friends are really cool
so I try to include them in these activities.
You should message me if
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You're good at swearing.
Your sense of humor can keep up with mine.
You don't take yourself so seriously.
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