No seriously, I'm a pretty chubby dude. If you're into that, then... hello, ladies.
Movies: Rocky Horror, Bad Santa, Once Were Warriors, Doom Generation, Tampopo, Do The Right Thing, Little Shop of Horrors Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?.
Books: Good Omens, American Gods, Xanth Novels, Dune, Master and Margarita.
Plus I like Woody Allen a lot. I have a much bigger comic collection than all of my friends if you're into that kind of thing, and I love to talk shop. Indie comics and superhero comics, I love them all. I don't really but much anymore, so don't think I'm all comic book guy.
2.) My comprutah - I spend a ton of time on facebook, but I swear you'll never see me checking it at the dinner table and ignoring my friends.
5.) My bed.
6.) My HP-48gx calculator.
Otherwise... These are my criteria:
You like portly balding fellows.
You don't talk in movie theatres.
None of your pictures are from burning man.