I am unable to take this self-description very seriously.
I am... whimsical, but detail-oriented. Punctual. I dislike puns, but I love witty repartee. I tend to be sarcastic, but I'm quite earnest about politics, law, literature and art. I love dancing, gin & tonics, and art galleries. I'm afraid of flying, but I love traveling.
I am recondite, trusting, and easily amused