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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 31
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! My name's Sara. I'm a college senior. I like to write, sing (poorly), dance (slightly better), and code (results may vary).

I'm poly (secondary partner of a ravishing young man) and kinky (bratty sadistic subs ftw what what) and queer- and sex-positive and whatever else. One of those fetlife crossovers.

Dorky and easily distracted and uses cat noises to fill silences.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a computer science major on the look out for a mathematician boyfriend that I can make out with and exploit homework help from.

After class I torment some children and get paid for it (some call it "being a nanny"), and after that sometimes I go swing dancing and groove out to Charlie Parker and Ella Fitzgerald. Let me know if one evening you would like to join me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
accumulating points on my 16 Handles rewards card.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair is kinda pink and wild, my irresistible wit and charm, that I sort of smell like cheesecake bites, yogurt chips, and shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, Down & Out in Paris and London, 1000 Splendid Suns, The Thief Lord, The Book Thief, When You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Crime and Punishment, Jekyll and Hyde, The Bell Jar, Inkheart, Artemis Fowl, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Jude the Obscure, Tess of the D'Ubervilles, Mayor of Casterbridge, A Christmas Carol, The Europeans, Gone Girl, Perfume, Jitterbug Perfume, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Importance of Being Earnest, Picture of Dorian Gray.

tl;dr: chuck palahniuk, tom robbins, thomas hardy, george orwell, arthur conan doyle, kurt vonnegut, oscar wilde.

tl;dr tl;dr: victorian lit & trippy lit.

Training myself to like spicy things. And soup.
Am unsure if I will ever be a fan of spicy soup.

tl;dr: soup.

- When Harry Met Sally
is the best movie ever and any argument saying otherwise is invalid. But not really. But I really like that movie. I also haven't watched very many movies.
- Frozen?

tl;dr: disney. & billy crystal.

I don't watch television. Kind of ever. Except for Sherlock. And Spongebob.

tl;dr: no, this is patrick.

Nicki Minaj. Bach. Patsy Cline. Charlie Parker. Billie Holiday. Benny Goodman. Eminem. Karpatt. Pink. Lady Gaga. Tony Bennett. Alexander Rybak. Harry Belafonte. Bo Burnham. The Doors. The Beatles. The Proclaimers. The Stones. Maroon 5. Barenaked Ladies. Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons. Vampire Weekend. Fergie. Ed Sheeran. Charles Aznavour. Edith Piaf. MIKA. Passenger. Of Monsters And Men. Birdy. Tom Odell. King Charles. Vance Joy. Joni Mitchell. Serge Gainsbourg. Cyndi Lauper. Kim Wilde. Joan Jett. Billy Joel. Spice Girls. Imagine Dragons. Blondie. Fleetwood Mac. Paul Simon. PInk Martini. Karimouche. OneRepublic.

tl;dr: french stuff & country stuff & rap stuff & folk stuff. and other stuff.

ampersands. & ampersands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family.
My stuffed moose.
My diaries.
My passport.
Frozen yogurt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mundane things. Not-so-mundane things. Frozen yogurt, which falls somewhere in the middle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing swing, drinking wine, sweetly whispering in your ear all the obscure things I find hot about you. Sweetly or drunkenly, depending on where we've been that night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get offended when people ask me if I want milk in my green tea.
Like, what's wrong with you people?

I get turned on by guys holding open doors and pulling out chairs. Turned on like whoa.
You should message me if
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You honest-to-god think we'd be super into each other and should meet and talk over tea or chicken nuggets or craft beer or whatever.

You wanna wile the night away dancing!

You're not just looking for casual sexytimes, I don't play that way, baby.