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canardenplastiq

20 Astoria, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! My name's Sara. I'm a third-year college student. I'm a writer and an artist and a nanny. I fall in love with most to every dog I see on the street and most to every cat that desperately wants me to stop trying to get it to come to me with those stupid spitty clicking noises.

I'm poly (unattached but totally cool if you are) and kinky (bratty sadistic subs ftw what what) and really genuinely interested in mostly everything. Like, the kind of genuinely interested where I'll ask questions for hours if you let me. And if I'm awake enough.

My orientation says pansexual (which means sexually attracted to every gender), however I'm actually panromantic heterosexual. Mostly. Like, my love knows no bounds, however male bodies are just like, oh my god, yes please, and boobs are beautiful to look at but I don't really want to touch them.

I mean, unless I'm hurting them.
#hugepervert
#veryproud
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I just declared my major in Anthropology because I took a million courses in Linguistics at a school that doesn't have a Linguistics department. However, that is behind me now and I'm currently studying Computer Science.

When I'm not doing that I'm using Duolinguo to brush up on my French (if you're a French speaker, n'hésitez pas de m'envoyer quelque chose - qui est drôle, sérieuse, intolérablement ennuyeuse, c'est votre choix, il faut que je pratique) or waiting with bated breath for their Russian course. Because Russian. Oh my god, Russian.

I just finished my first (rough draft of a) novel, actually. It's terrible. I started writing it when I was sixteen, abandoned it for two years, and finally wrote the last couple thousand words because I couldn't leave it in the cold. I'm rewriting it. I don't think I should be but #yolo.

I'm also a nanny (pays for rent and for chocolate!). I like children. They get terrified when we're playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark and they give up and ask me to come out and I don't. It's great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
accumulating points on my 16 Handles rewards card.
Also at putting on contacts for the first time. My doctor was very impressed. I couldn't help but wonder if she looked so mystified with every patient but I'm choosing to eschew any doubt and just bask in my own glory.
#yolo
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short.
I'm probably Jewish?
I'm probably in a dress. Or am wearing leggings as pants.
50/50 chance how much they resent my wardrobe choices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, Down & Out in Paris and London, 1000 Splendid Suns, The Thief Lord, The Book Thief, When You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Crime and Punishment, Jekyll and Hyde, The Bell Jar, Inkheart, Artemis Fowl, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Jude the Obscure, Tess of the D'Ubervilles, Mayor of Casterbridge, A Christmas Carol, The Europeans, Gone Girl, Perfume.
tl;dr: Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, Thomas Hardy, Geroge Orwell, Arthur Conan Doyle, Kurt Vonnegut

Food:
Training myself to like spicy things. And soup.
Am unsure if I will ever be a fan of spicy soup.

Movies:
- When Harry Met Sally
is the best movie ever and any argument saying otherwise is invalid. But not really. But I really like that movie. I also haven't watched very many movies.
- Frozen?

Television:
I don't watch television. Kind of ever. Except for Sherlock. And Spongebob.

Music:
At the gym I feel like a badass when I'm on the rowing machine mouthing along to 'Get On Your Knees' by Nicki Minaj. Songs that make me feel like a badass are good.
I also listen to WQXR mostly every day. #weekendoperas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family.
Moscato.
My stuffed moose.
My diaries.
My passport.
Hashtags.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mundane things. Not-so-mundane things. Frozen yogurt, which falls somewhere in the middle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a party, hosting a party, doing homework, playing videogames, writing furiously, trying to figure out which language is which on my phone's long keyboard option list.

Sometimes following epic dramas on Reddit. Fuck you, Jenny.

Or holding your hand and having an adventure!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get offended when people ask me if I want milk in my green tea.
Like, what's wrong with you people?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. Like, there are no requirements. I'm pretty picky because I don't like leading people on or maybe they're rude or maybe I feel douchey that day, but if you wanna say something, please do!

Well, it's important that, from me, you're not looking for casual sex/hooking up because that's not what I'm looking for. #sexisspecial #whatanerd #amirite

However I am particularly into all sorts of people, and if you're into these things, we may get along swell (or not swell at all, who knows! It's a mystery!):

BOARD GAMES. I like strategy games. I like beating people at strategy games. If you own board games or want to chill at a board game café LET'S DO IT.

SCIENCEY THINGS. Like math or biology or programming or the universe. I love sciencey people. Please message me, I love you.

MUSICKY THINGS. If you play the piano, I love you.

YOU SPEAK A LANGUAGE FLUENTLY THAT ISN'T ENGLISH.
If you speak Russian and play the piano, I am your slave.
I also like learning languages and so I may ask you a million questions about said language. It is important to confirm with yourself now how okay you are with a million questions before messaging.

potential activities we can do together:
lay in grass and talk.
play board games.
play with animals.
dance!!
bake stuff.
board games!