Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! My name's Sara. I'm a third-year college student. I'm a writer
and an artist and a nanny. I fall in love with most to every dog I
see on the street and most to every cat that desperately wants me
to stop trying to get it to come to me with those stupid spitty
I'm poly (unattached but totally cool if you are) and kinky (bratty
sadistic subs ftw what what) and really genuinely interested in
mostly everything. Like, the kind of genuinely interested where
I'll ask questions for hours if you let me. And if I'm awake
My orientation says pansexual (which means sexually attracted to
every gender), however I'm actually panromantic heterosexual.
Mostly. Like, my love knows no bounds, however male bodies are just
like, oh my god, yes please, and boobs are beautiful to look at but
I don't really want to touch them.
I mean, unless I'm hurting them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I just declared my major in Anthropology because I took a
million courses in Linguistics at a school that doesn't have a
Linguistics department. However, that is behind me now and I'm
currently studying Computer Science.
When I'm not doing that I'm using Duolinguo to brush up on my
French (if you're a French speaker, n'hésitez pas de m'envoyer
quelque chose - qui est drôle, sérieuse, intolérablement ennuyeuse,
c'est votre choix, il faut que je pratique) or waiting with bated
breath for their Russian course. Because Russian. Oh my god,
I just finished my first (rough draft of a) novel, actually. It's
terrible. I started writing it when I was sixteen, abandoned it for
two years, and finally wrote the last couple thousand words because
I couldn't leave it in the cold. I'm rewriting it. I don't think I
should be but #yolo.
I'm also a nanny (pays for rent and for chocolate!). I like
children. They get terrified when we're playing hide-and-go-seek in
the dark and they give up and ask me to come out and I don't. It's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
accumulating points on my 16 Handles rewards card.
Also at putting on contacts for the first time. My doctor was very
impressed. I couldn't help but wonder if she looked so mystified
with every patient but I'm choosing to eschew any doubt and just
bask in my own glory.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm probably Jewish?
I'm probably in a dress. Or am wearing leggings as pants.
50/50 chance how much they resent my wardrobe choices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, Down & Out in Paris and London,
1000 Splendid Suns, The Thief Lord, The Book Thief, When You Give a
Mouse a Cookie, Crime and Punishment, Jekyll and Hyde, The Bell
Jar, Inkheart, Artemis Fowl, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle,
Jude the Obscure, Tess of the D'Ubervilles, Mayor of Casterbridge,
A Christmas Carol, The Europeans, Gone Girl, Perfume.
tl;dr: Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, Thomas Hardy, Geroge Orwell,
Arthur Conan Doyle, Kurt Vonnegut
Training myself to like spicy things. And soup.
Am unsure if I will ever be a fan of spicy soup.
- When Harry Met Sally
is the best movie ever and any argument saying otherwise is
invalid. But not really. But I really like that movie. I also
haven't watched very many movies.
I don't watch television. Kind of ever. Except for Sherlock. And
At the gym I feel like a badass when I'm on the rowing machine
mouthing along to 'Get On Your Knees' by Nicki Minaj. Songs that
make me feel like a badass are good.
I also listen to WQXR mostly every day. #weekendoperas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family.
My stuffed moose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mundane things. Not-so-mundane things. Frozen yogurt, which falls
somewhere in the middle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a party, hosting a party, doing homework, playing videogames,
writing furiously, trying to figure out which language is which on
my phone's long keyboard option list.
Sometimes following epic dramas on Reddit. Fuck you, Jenny.
Or holding your hand and having an adventure!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get offended when people ask me if I want milk in my green
Like, what's wrong with you people?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It's important that, from me, you're not looking for casual
sex/hooking up because that's not what I'm looking for.
#sexisspecial #whatanerd #amirite
You actually think the hashtags are funny (or that anything I say
is funny). You're out there, aren't you? Somewhere? Hello?
You honest-to-god think we'd be super into each other and should
meet and talk over tea or coffee or chicken nuggets or craft beer
protips for sending a message to Sara:
- make her laugh
- talk about the legend of zelda
- if you're like "i literally know nothing about zelda" talk about
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