Hmmm. How about "Athletic gamer geek that wants to deal with the dead for a living." God I love my friends for giving me such inspiration.

I really hate filling these things out.

1. Would love to have someone come workout with me.
2. Loves horror movies especially imports
3. I love making people laugh even if it means cutting myself down.
4. I watch anime and foreign movies.
5. I drink tea and way too much energy drinks.
6. I love most types of music but mainly metal, punk, techno and fast underground rap.
7. I hate politicians but I talk about politics and ethics all the time.
8. I have ZERO tolerance toward gay bashing.
9. I don't do drugs.
10. I love to make an ass out of myself in public amongst certain crowds.
11. I love to cook for groups of people.
12. I love graveyards!!
13. By beliefs I'm a christian, by definition I'm a heretic.
14. I have a 13(ish) lb flying rat of a dog that means the world to me.
15. I have 8 tattoos and 2 piercings.
16. Forced to be a night person due to my work at a print shop.
17. Hopes to get my d*mn bike started eventually.
18. I'm trying to go back into school to become a mortician.
19. Um...likes vodka
20. I'm a gamer. Have been one since 1985 with the first NES.
21. I love wearing suits. Not much looks better than a jet black 3 piece suit.
22. Oh! I know. Besides one of my friends, I'm the only person with Prussian blood I know. (excluding family)

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." H.P. Lovecraft

I'm currently not interested in hooking up with a girl but it's never bad to make new friends and if something changes along the way so be it but I'm not hunting for it.

Working like crazy to pay off bills and get back into college. I'm really interested in becoming a mortician.

Currently i'm hitting the gym several times a week. I want to see if i can obtain six-pack abs. I failed to obtain it in the time line I set for myself. That will only make me try harder.

making people think I am insane and drawing tribal art, or so I have been told. I enjoy taking people's names and turning them into designs. I do it for fun but some of my friends want it as ink. Eh, who am I to say no?

Depends on my mood really. Sometimes I'm the quiet guy in the corner and others I'm goofing off and making people nearly piss themselves. I have been told I come off arrogant or they think I'm "a used car salesman." But that is until they get to know me.

i have a book shelf full of books that I start to read with full intention of finishing but I rarely do. I was so proud that I actually finished a three part book series.

I have around 400 movies. I'm not listing them all!!!! Basic genres: Strange, twisted, dark... um...has people in it.

Music? Hell, this list could go on for days if I listed bands.

Food...um...yes? I really like all food as long as it doesn't include mustard.

my phone, um....water, air, skin...yeah that's an important one, laughter, my friends and family

waffle irons and the affect they have on global warming. I also have theories that they are the main cause of world war 2.

I dunno. I like to jump around in thoughts. Keeps myself and people entertained.

Oooo! I want another tattoo!!! I'm wanting to get a bob-bomb for my birthday. I originally wanted bio-mechanical angel wings but I was quoted at a couple grand and I decided not to. But damn that would be awesome.

trying to find something to do or chilling at home playing some video games.

it is currently 7:25 am and I need to be awake in a couple of hours but red bull and bawls wont let me sleep :/

you're bored
or
nothing better to do
or
you think i remind you of that one guy from that one show who looked like that guy you went to school with. You know the one with the hair. Not him the other guy. Yeah him.