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candicepants

29 Sacramento, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 21
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Available
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I burn pizza to perfection. I fill awkward silences with more awkward silence. Uhhhmmmmm. I've... got jokes for days?

I think that sexuality, religion, and the psyche are all flowing, ever-changing things, and that they are pretty much one in the same. I spend a great deal of my time thinking about this, and about how I am ever-changing. I often feel genderless and raceless, or I guess just forget that I have a race or a gender until other people remind me. Or I look in a mirror (In my best Foghorn Leghorn voice: That's a joke, son, ya hear?). I identify as being bisexual but hate being confined to any type of label (labels make it easier to control thinking by taking all of the work out of using your brain).

So, now that I've told you that I hate being labeled, I'll tell you that I identify as a relationship anarchist or as polyamorous. Here's a link to realtionship anarchy (!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_anarchy
I like having lots of freedom to be independent and build relationships with lots of types of people. I guess I've been feeling monogamish lately. Oh, look. Labels come in handy after all.

When I'm not overwhelming people with gender, race, and identity politics, I tutor, and work a desk job minimally to increase the amount of actual living I can do. I'm poor in money but rich in spirit or something. So there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Um, I don't know. Stop dadding out, OkCupid.

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I GOT ACCEPTED TO GRAD SCHOOL OH MY GOD. Archaeology is what I'll be studying, and it seems like I'll be moving to San Francisco in the fall. No I am not Indian Jones and I am not five. Yes those are very funny joke the first 80,000 times I hear them.

Now that I have tons of spare time, I've gotten back to things that I enjoy doing such as napping, buying clothes from the thrift store and tailoring them to fit my body, making 3-D objects, hiking, going to the river, and having long, intense, funny conversations with my friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knitting, sewing, singing, thinking of things to do on a limb and on a dime, writing, telling people how their ass looks in a pair of jeans, cooking. Listening to people talk about the things that are important to them. Driving in the exact opposite direction that I'm supposed to go, while the gas tank's on empty. Going for walks, throwing my clothes all over my room to find a single matching sock.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I am not white, if I had to guess. Then I'd wager a bet that it's either my boobs, glasses, or sense of humor, depending on how tall you are and what direction your eyes have a tendency to wander.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let me preface this by saying that I haven't had a lot of time to consume many new books, movies, or shows lately because I was so busy with school. So, now that I have more free time, I want to make this a priority.

Books: I read a lot of fashion illustration and patternmaking books as reference, but 1984 by George Orwell is the constant. I could read it a hundred times over and find something new each time. I also like Joseph Campbell. Kyballion is neat. I'm slowly dipping my toes into philosophy and kaballah, so anything related to those subjects is pretty rad. Anything dealing with dystopia, astronomy, horror or mythology. I love a good fiction novel. This does not include anything on Oprah's hot list. Also textbooks. #textbooks4lyfe To all you cuties/smarties/arties/farties: of course I like Bukowski and Vonnegut.

Movies: Horror movies, Star Wars. The Lego Movie. That is some dark shit. The Last Unicorn, documentaries. Kitschy conspiracy theory documentaries are the best. The last movies I watched were Welcome to the Doll House and Valley of the Dolls. Dolls, dolls, dolls. Strike that. Now the last movie that I saw was Black Dynamite. It was hilarious!

Shows: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. The Simpsons, of course. But only the older episodes. The show totally jumped the shark at the whole Kid Rock Spring Break thing. Fuck Orange is the New Black. That show is incredibly naive, patronizing, and dangerously unrealistic. That is the most privileged, out of touch show I've ever seen.

Music: I am basic please help me! I tend to like the classics like Fleetwood Mac, Heart, Blondie, Simon and Garfunkel, Jackie Wilson, Dusty Springfield, Motown (especially Marvin Gaye), Prince, etc.
But I've been listening to Tortoise, Kate Bush, Yellow Magic Orchestra and Frank Zappa, Höyry-kone, King Crimson, Chris Cohen, Siouxsie Sioux, and early 90s intellectual hip hop a lot lately.

Food: Food. Anything, as long as there is no mayonnaise in it. Thai food is my favorite. I like vegan food and stews. Really, I just love food. Cheese, please!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of visual aid, intellectually stimulating conversation, music and instruments, my books, some sort of fabric or fiber to manipulate, something to draw or write on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. Numbers. Neat color combinations. Gender relations. Classism. Religion. How capitalism aids isolationism and why we pride ourselves on building walls against those who are not like us, even if tey simply do not have the same recreational habits that we do. Wondering why I ask so many questions and never have any answers. Food. Squats and lunges. Naps.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own Basic Instict 2. I watched it and I didn't hate it. Also, it kind of weirds me out when people don't answer the question about their offspring. If you have kids, say it loud and say it proud!

I'm kind of repulsed by steampunk and Burning Man. I tried to like them, I really did! I'M SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME A JUDGMENTAL PRICK, OKAY????!!!!
You should message me if
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you don't have a Transformers tattoo. You don't do poi. We're above a 90% match.

You're, like, super into snuggling and being nice and understand that affection doesn't necessarily equal commitment. I'm a very warm (figuratively. You will quickly find out that my actually body temperature is cadaveresque unless I'm wearing tons of layers), tactile person, and I love informing people of their positive traits and letting them know that I appreciate their company. This doesn't mean that I am trying to wife you up or make you my baby daddy. I just think we live in a very isolationist culture that expects us to be weirded out by touching and genuine compliments.

If you'd like to discuss the following: equal rights, the correlation between spirituality and science, gnosis, the fact that the more you know the lonelier you feel, and the overwhelming feeling wanting to break out of your skin and unlock all the secrets of the universe, of symbolism, new music, tea, and the idea that art is life, and life is art.

Especially message me if you're not necessarily into monogamy, or you are into monogamy but think we would be pretty awesome friends. Or you're not into monogamy and think we would be awesome friends. Or you're into monogamy. Midtowners/thosenearmidtowners you get a gold star because of location convenience.

Especially ESPECIALLY message me if you can flip the switch between very heavy and humorous subjects without missing a beat, find a certain kind of joy in wordplay as a form of self expression, or are amused by the most droll or awkward of things.